To put it simply, a couple women at work have admitted to a strong desire to “hump” this guy. These are not desperate women. Not at all. And I suspect that more share that desire, but just won’t admit it. They get that “look” when talking about him.
So fess up, girls, and explain (in detail, please) what’s so appealing about ol’ Ron.
As an aside, does he appeal to any of you gay men?
Peace,
mangeorge
One word.
Ewwwww!
Funny, that’s what some men say about my attraction to Martha Stewart.
More proof that size DOES matter.
I met the guy once and he could charm the pants off a nun. Plus he’s funny, has a masters degree (he’s smart) in special education (good with kids), and he has an enormous wang. If you eliminate the body fat, back hair and trollish appearance, he’s quite the catch, I’d say.
And how could you not like a guy who’s appeared in films with titles such as “Terms of Endowment,” “Ball in the Family,” “Throbbin’ Hood,” “Halloweenie,” “Let Me Tell You About Fat Chicks,” and “Behind the Sphinc Door.” 
Happy
As someone who used to love Joey Ramone, classical good looks are not everything.
However, I have standards, and one of them is not debasing yourself in porn movies.
No offense to any porn actors reading this.
Umm…no. NO no no.
shudder
Was that a shudder… or a tremble?
I’ve met him too. As Happy Lendervedder wrote, he could charm the pants off a nun. Very well spoken, attentive, funny and sweet. Looks-wise and legendary wang size, he doesn’t do anything for me, but after meeting him all I could say was he is one of the most charming men I’ve met.
Very personable guy, but I don’t fantasize about him. Would love to hang out with him again though.
I do not find him to be attractive at all.
I’m not gay and not a woman
Any chance you guys are watching WB’s Surreal World?
He said he used to work out to maintain his body but decided to go with the Average Joe look.
Even Tammy Faye seems charmed by him.
I’m willing to give the benefit of the doubt to those that have met him and attest to his charm, but my first knee-jerk response is more like hell no. Not with Dr.Ruth’s kitty, even!
Size does matter and that looks painful!!
Did I mention that the women didn’t seem to be talking about romance, just humping? Size and skill do count, no?
Pretend that he’s an animate, charming vibrator. 
I haven’t seen the show (no cable), but I’ve heard the women pay him an awful lot of attention.
I wouldn’t do Ron. I don’t find him attractive. But I know a few guys who are hung like that and I can see why women would be curious if they haven’t experienced that kind of size.
There was a guy featured in Rolling Stone (I’m sure someone posted about it) who is hung like a horse, but below average in every other area. They quoted him as saying he gets offers from women all the time.
You mean Jonah Falcon?
I read that article-he seems really skeevy. His size is about ALL that he has going for him-he seems like a real creep.
If you eliminate the undesirable qualities from any individual, he or she will then become quite desirable by definition.
There’s no way I’d touch him. He probably has STDs that haven’t even been discovered yet!
No way would I shag him - but I have seen interviews with him and he’s a nice guy, funny, charming, intelligent. I could happily sit and have a few drinks with him and have a good laugh but that’s it!!! I imagine these women at work have seen a few of his videos and imagine themselves in that position with him - I believe (from other interviews about him) that the girls all rave about him.
I wouldn’t mind spending time with the charming, funny, intelligent side of him - but it’d be a “keep your pants on” situation without a doubt!!!
I’d do him.
Well okay,I wouldn’t. But only because he’s the wrong gender.Trivia,trivia…but I think there must be at least ONE vaginally inclined person who would secretely like to have more than just a scintillating conversation with ole’ Ron.
mangeorge:
You stay away from Martha Stewart! I have sexual fantasies about her. Sometimes I’ll "slip"with the TV remote and somehow wind up at “Martha Stewart’s Living”,and spend a few minutes there just seeing what wonderful concoction she’s working on.
There’s just something so…calm and knowing about her that makes me want to give her melty multiple orgasms and watch her scream with hysterical delight. Well,I suppose it’s just another desire to break through an ice queen’s facade. Or maybe I have a felonious female fetish.
I watched Martha make marshmallows on her show once.
I still shivver at the possibilities.
