Forget the rum , it’s the Ron Jeremy mayonnaise that you’ve got to be wary of…
Or Irish Cream.
Porn stars, especially fat hairy male ones, do net lend themselves towards endorsing edible products.
Are you supposed to pour this rum on your back and slap yourself on the ass?
“Drink this, Kid. It’ll put hair on your chest–among other things.”
Ron is the Spanish word for Rum anyway, so maybe there’s a cocktail (ha) in there somewhere…
Rum Jeremy:
1 part 151
1 part hair
two strips uncooked bacon
Shake vigorously and pour on face.
I got my bottle, but haven’t tried it yet. Anyone else take the chance and have opened the bottle? Any redeeming qualities?