Ronnie James Dio for the Presidency in 2004!

I hope this is a joke, because if it’s not, my metalhead attitude will compell me to vote for him :wink: . Anyway, as promised…
http://www.dioforamerica.com/

Not that this should really be dignified with an answer, but:

Count me in if Ronnie runs. I’ll be the…last in line…

Oh man, that was painful.