Per a conversation with my hubby <Mr Bear, for those who don’t know yet> this morning on ICQ, I have decided to take his suggestion to get a roommate to help with the ‘empty nest’ feeling, and missing him so much.<For those who may not know, he’s in UAE :(>
So, gentlemen<and, knowing dopers, I use the term loosely> only need apply, pics requested, nude preferably, and a brief statement about why I should pick you over the others. Services may be required.
Disclaimer: Tongue-in-cheek only, I’m calling his bluff. I am TOO daring enough, my dear!!
Uhh…yeah, I don’t got a pic, since my house just burned down. Took all my stuff with it. <sniff> It’s such a tragedy! Everything I ever owned! GONE!!! <sob>
Oh, wait, I DO have a pic! It’s the mug shot from when I got arrested for burning my house down! How did I forget that one!
Hmmm…measurements. I had forgotten that important fact. Ok, send those too. Height, weight, and dimensions ;).
VB, my dear. You’re always first in my book! Yes, you may have your own bathroom, but you have to keep it clean. And, I sure do know what you look like IRL. Yummmm!!! <can I say that about my best friend?>
Jester…ummm…no, no matches here. Nope! None. <Quick, hide them, BabyBlue!>
DuhMan, some services are negotiable, physical ones aren’t! And, you first!
Yep!! You’re right on the money, Falc honey!
Whammo, that’s ok, I won’t ask you to do windows, I promise.
Hmmmm. I see my offer wasn’t as attractive as I thought it might be. Need more info? I live in San Antonio, Tx. And rumors of excessive heat are greatly exaggerated. Well, perhaps at my house they’re not.
I’m 5’7, long blonde hair, like movies, books, long walks, and too many other things to mention. One daugther living with me, and 2 kitties, 1 puppy. Ask if you want to know more. Oh, yeah; I’m female too, in case anyone’s not sure.
So far, VB, you’re in the lead.
And, I’ll drop the listing your weight requirement, since I’m not about to divulge mine on here. :eek:
I don’t think Mrs. Trkr would exactly like me moving to TX, but I do like tall women and you sound like you would make a good roomate.
So what the heck. I am hereby applying.
Height - 6’
Hair color - light brown
Measurement - more than enough
Nude photo - well imagine a young Mel Gibson nude and I do not look anything like that.
Height: 6’0
Weight: 175
Hair: Br
Eyes: Br
Length: It reaches everything I want it to.
Girth: Grippable with 2 hands (provided you have small hands)
Looks: Imagine Yanni without a moustache.
Hey! I’m already in TX! It’d just be an 8-hour drive to your house from here!
Height: 5’8"-ish
Hair/Eyes: Dark brown
Other measurements: enough.
Looks: Imagine a shorter, cuter David Duchovny (according to a female friend)
No nude pics, but I just bought a digital camera and should have it by Saturday.
Pic in a tux is on the People Pages or on the “about me” page of my website (link in sig).
Jeffery, thank you very much. You sound just about perfect. I will have to ‘interview’ a few more applicants, but you’re definitely in the running! More than enough, eh? Oh, my!!
<btw, how’s your daughter and wife doing these days?>
xizor, well. I don’t know how small my hands are, but they work just fine for me. And, I’m so glad you do Windows! I’m lost on this thing. So, that’s a deifinite plus. And if you look like Yanni…MMmmmmm… swoons
Gunslinger, you snuck in here while I was typing! Oooh, Duchovny. I like, I like. And, you’re getting a digital camera too. Hmmmm… Sounds good so far. Where in Tx are you? You must be on the edge somewhere, I can get to Dallas or El Paso in 6hrs. More or less.
dpr, my buddy! You’re right, darn it. Too long of a commute. But, you can always move here!!
<thanks for the magic ring, comes in handy!>
Height: 5’10"-ish.
Weight: 155.
Eyes: some bastard combination of stupid, ugly colors. But I probably won’t have them open too much . . .
Hair: Brown. The best kind.
Picture: Hell, I’ve sent you recent ones. You have them on your PC. I can even tell you the folder!
Length: Yup. Got that.
Girth: Yup. Got that, too;)
Looks: Yup. I have eyes. I can look, stare, seduce, drool . . . wait, that’s not my eyes.
PB, I refuse to do anything to your pets. That would just be evil. As for your daughter . . . um . . . ::fleeing to find a map to Texas::
I live in Houston. Just a short commute to San Antonio. And I’m used to the heat both outdoors and in.
6’4"
BIGGG.
Brown Hair
Brown Eyes.
Length is average. However, it is not the size of the pen, but how you sign your name. If that isn’t enough, then I can LICK any problem that could crop up.
The only fly in the ointment could be my wife.
But, I’ll burn that bridge before I cross it.
One last note. I would consider it an honor to be part of your imaginary harem.
PB, forget the other guys, I am the one for your ideal roomate. I can cook and everything.
As for my wife, she is great. Tired from the lack of sleep and the 3 1/2 yr old, but great.
As for Kimmy, she has been off of oxygen for about 2 weeks and is doing fine. She has a bit of a cold, but as all kids she will survive. As of Tuesday, she is 7 lbs 2 oz and 19 inches long (about the same as a normal birth baby). She was 5 months old on Saturday.
Finally, I have figured out how to use the Web Page building software of GeoCities and built a page for my girls. If the link below works you will soon be able to see my prides and joys.
Imaginary harem…now why didn’t I think of that! Okay, Revedge, you’re in! So, where were you when I came to meet the dopers in May? You’re certainly tall. And…LICKing abilities too. Oh, my!
Paddy, my dear. You must remember, this is to be MY roommate, not BabyBlue’s!! And, I sure hope you wouldn’t do anything to my babies. Yes, I know what you look like. So, for now, you’re in the running. <why do I think I’ve opened up a whole new can of (Ahem)worms with this?>
Jeffery, thank you so much for that link. Your girls are just adorable, just as I knew they would be!
You can cook too? Hmmm…<moving his application closer to the top again>
But, you can always move here!! 