PB: ht= 6’0"
wt= 220
hair= long brown, donw to my navel
eys= beep brown, with LONG eyelashes
size= 8" when fully interested
Chores= I usually do the laundry, cooking & the dishes. No vaccuuming, as it kills my allergies.
services: 2-3 X/day
But I think the commute from San Jose CA would be a killer, not to mention Mr Bear getting WAY too jealous, and my Fiance killing us both. It would be very messy. 
Well…HELLOOOOOOO Daniel!! 
<ignoring his last statement for the moment, drooling over those stats, especially the…Blush never mind.> Heck, I’ll gladly do the vacuuming!
<btw, having a problem w/my email, haven’t forgotten>
Hey purp…I’m interested.
You know most of my important information, but anything else you would like to know, just tell me ;).
I just don’t know if I can compete with all of these other people though.
Do you take monetary bribes to get first on the list? Or any other kind of bribes?
Mr Bear sitting quitely in the conner assembling his weapons of pain and destruction…
** Wondering what iampunha’s intentions are with MY DAUGHTER???**
Since PB is assembling her imaginary harem, I was wondering if there were any Ladies out there who would like a trip to the Middle East? As winter is fast approaching (so I’m told) the heat(lows in the 70’s highs in the 90’s) won’t be too much of a problem…
Looking for someone with a sense of humor (you’ll need it to live with me), must be willing to help clean (small apartment), and should enjoy or be willing to try scuba diving(as that is my new pasion in life). All inquires accepted, please include any intresting facts you wish to submit for consideration and pictures (of your dive gear!)
How old is the daughter?
She is 15 and I’m a pretty good shot!
she will be allowed to date when she is 21!!!
Oh come on, Mr. Bear, 16 is legal.
::Runs… dodging bullets, arrows, and projectiles of mass destruction::
Oh you can run but you can’t HIDE!!! I don’t mind a large body count! Where I come from 16 is not leagal and since I have the wepons MY opion counts more. A little “G” rated flirting is ok, but remember I’ll be right here in the corner cleaning my weapons!! 
Oh purplebear . . .
You couldn’t possibly think I would ignore an offer like this could you?
If you’ve seen my homepage, you know what I look like. I served at Brooks AFB for 4 years, so I’m already familiar with San Antonio. A little visit back there would be nice. However, if our past flirtations aren’t enough for you, here goes:
ht= 5’10"
wt= 200
hair= short brown
eys= bluish-green
size= you wouldn’t believe me if I told you
Chores= anything that’s required
services= anything that’s required
I also love animals, and Mr Bear doesn’t have to worry about his daughter around me, cuz I only have eyes for purplebear.
Enough of this…“can I move in???” “Please choose me!!”…crap.
Purplebear…I AM moving in.
I will service you until the cows come home. I will do nothing else…except service you.
I do have one question for you…can my wife and kids live with us too?
My measurements: Freekin’huge baby.
Excuse ME you don’t know me well enough to call me a cow!!!
This harem of hers will I say again WILL go away when I get home, one way or another!!! until then she can have a little I say again LITTLE fun!!!
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Excuse ME you don’t know me well enough to call me a cow!!!
This harem of hers will I say again WILL go away when I get home, one way or another!!! until then she can have a little I say again LITTLE fun!!! **
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Ohgod ohgod ohgod…<hiding shoes…picking up pants>
ohgod ohgod ohgod…<shits pants…has stroke…leaving Purplebear to dispose of my hulking corpse>
gak
Well, as I am roughly 1000 miles from TX right now, talking to her is just about the only thing I can do.
Besides, she’s still too young for me. In a few months that will change, though.
PB, someone is going to have to teach BabyBlue things like “why it’s not good to sit in a guy’s lap” and “why you don’t take off your earrings unless you’re going into the pool”. Who better than a guy/man/whatever?
Mr. Bear, as I’ll be driving over in a large vehicle, I’ll be able to escort Ms. Blue over the VA state line, where 16 is legal. I don’t know if 15 is, though.
Hey Mr. Bear, If you like with you being so far away an’ all, I’d be honored to protect Baby Blues’ honour; Having three daughters of my own, I know just how…
I got a good deal on 120mm tank ammo, and know where I can borrow an M1A1. Which would you prefer I use on this upstart college puke, HE or Sabot?
Oh! I also picked up a thousand rounds for the .50 coax!
Huh? Did i read that right?
Count me in!!!
How can anyone not want to be roomies with the sweetest bear around???
Nude pics, hmmmmm, how about a nude interview in person instead???
pf, my dear, we’ve been friends too long now. Of course you’re in the running! You don’t need to bribe me either. And, I sure do know what you look like. Not bad at all. Nope!
Mr Bear, honey, dearest…now you know this was your idea in the first place. You can’t blame me for taking you up on your dare. I can attest that a sense of humour is definitely needed with you too! Love you bunches, dear!
And, I’m not sure about Paddy, I’m keeping an eye on that man, for sure! I can see I need to keep a close eye on you with my daughter. Hmmmmm… :eek:
From one bear to another, Bear Nenno, you don’t want to get Mr Bear too riled up. :eek: And, stand down from all of those weapons, honey! Really! What will people think?!
Ron, my dear. You’re very much in the running, trust me! Only have eyes for me? I like that in a man! Yep! 
Ummmm…Wow, Jimmy. You’re a take-charge kind of guy, aren’t you?! Freakin’ huge, eh? Hmmm… NO! Wait! Come back here! He won’t hurt you, honest! Sigh Now see what you’ve done, dear? POUT
Why, VB! I didn’t know you had access to all that! And, just for BabyBlue too? You’re such a sweetie, my dear.
Oooooooo!!! Soul, my pal. In person? NUDE? Well, what are you waiting for? And, thanks for the compliment. Blush
Why thank you VB that’s mighty nice of you. As to the weapon, I know how that can be a very personal choice so I will defer to you on that. But for the sake of the weak stomached ones out there try not to make it too messy!
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*Originally posted by Mr Bear *
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Hmmmmm. I suppose this means no entrails looped over powerlines, and so forth. Sigh. Ok.
But Dear that kid that I dismembered was an accident the courts even agreed with me…You just don’t want me to have any FUN!!! guess I just will have to go diving then!!!(you’re not going to take that away too are you?)
VB, honey, that’s just GROSS! :eek:
Now, dearest, accident or no, that wasn’t very nice of you. And, as long as you only go diving with your male buddies, I won’t take that away from you. Til I get there, so we can go diving, that is!