Now that’s not FAIR you get to play naked twister with all the guys and I can’t go diving with any ladies???(guess I should tell you I already have and plan to again this weekend) but don’t worry when I’m diving I’m all business tis not the place or time to fool around! but after the dive …
Hmmmm. (I’ve tried all day to ignore that last comment, but I just can’t) At least I always leave my bikini on for the naked twister games! And, just what exactly do you do after the dives? Hmmmmm?? And, who are these ladies you’re diving with? That’s not what you told me.
See, men, why I’m looking for a roommate? So, I guess I need to start narrowing down the list…
<wanders off, deep in thought, muttering things like cooks, good; measurements: enough, good; tall, good…>
Longview, about 2 hours east of Dallas on I-20. So I was right 
Oh, and Iampunha: 17 is legal here.
This is good…sounds like you’ve narrowed it down to me :):).
<Straightens tie, packs suitcase, puts on some Old Spice, and gets ready to leave>
Yes, but 16 is legal in VA.
BTW, PB, I cook. And I don’t drink or smoke or do drugs. I’m also great with pets and I know how to do both hospital corners and laundry. I can also mow the grass.
But I don’t see how I’d be able to do any of that with all the “changing” you’ll need done . . .
I’ll also be glad to protect your daughter while she’s at school. Of course, that might cut into my other . . . responsibilities.
Now Dear it’s not nice to kiss and tell!!!(but then you know that I’m not always nice) all we do after the dive is talk about the intresting things we saw while cleaning are equipment…what a minute that could easily be taken the wrong way!!! I mean the fish and…never mind I’ll stop while I only have foot in my mouth (mine not hers get your mind out ot the gutter!!!)
I don’t even know if they cook!
Well, PB my friend, way to go! Youse are da’ bomb, baby!
Ok, PurpleBear, time to let it all hang out so to speak.
First, I have all the necessary equipment in the right size for you girl. But these other guys are only offering themselves and their one member. I have a tongue that does amazing things. I have very adept fingers. I have an assortment of toys.
I cook (biscuits, steak, chicken, vegatables, chocolate swirl cheesecake ).
I can do laundry without screwing it up. Dye Magnet does wonders. I can do dishes.
Also, as I have two daughters, I would be more than happy to protect the honor of your daughter. I shall not use big guns like VB, they can be very dangerous to others in the general area. I am more of a sword man myself. I shall bring my dragon swords and give a Bobbit cut to any male even venturing to draw near to your bear cub.
I also come with lots of computer knowledge and computers. A big screen TV, a good paying job and many years of experience in pleasing a woman in every area.
All you need to do is ask and it shall be done.
Jeffery
I forgot to add that I am a great listner.
Also, I give great foot rubs and even better back rubs.
So, after a long hard day at work, PB, I will rub your feet and then your back as you tell me all that is going on in your life.
Jeffery
She ain’t no bear cub, as would be obvious if you knew anything about her:D
I bring no weapons but my hands and feet, which I should have registered as lethal weapons some time ago.
Now, she has Purple Bear as her momma and Mr. Bear as her Pa, she must be a bear cub. She certainly ain’t no adult bear.
Unfortunately, no potential suitors are afraid of your hands and feet, registered or not.
You must show the weapons and then show your desire to use them (actually wanting to use them is better).
I still contend that I am the best choice for PB’s roommate.
Jeffery
Gunslinger, that’s not too far. You could always come for an in-person interview!
pipefitter, my dear buddy. We’ll see. You know you’re always welcome at our house. Old SPice, eh? Mmmmmmmm…
Now, Paddy. I’m not totally unreasonable about how much “changing” I’d want! 
And, by the dictionary definition of bear cub, she is one. Offspring of bears are called that, whether they be female or male.
And, honeybear, all I can say, is same goes for me. It’s not nice to kiss and tell. 
Thanks, Scotti! Blush
Oh, my! Oh, my… <hurriedly reshuffling her list> Well, Jeffery. I can see you’re very serious about this. Tongue, fingers, toys…Mmmmmmmmm… You have a very convincing argument there, dear. Cook, dishes, laundry too! And, you’ll protect BabyBlue with your swords. I like that, a lot. Foot rubs? Back rubs? And a good listener? You’ve found the real secret to my heart!
And, what are you going to do with your wife and daughters? Bring them along?
I just hit preview, and saw your comment to iampunha, Jeffery. You beat me to it, about her being a cub.
Hey, I am man enough to do all that your heart and the heart of Mrs. Trkr’s desires.
I am also father enough to protect your young one as well as my two daughters.
The more the merrier I always say. Unless that lowers me in the stack and then I guess I will just have to commute back and forth in my Lear Jet.
Jeffery
<Quietly placing the piece of paper with Jeffery’s name on it on the very top, purplebear decides to sleep on it one more night>
Alone, of course. Alone really sucks sometimes. Oops. Sorry, this is a fun thread. Ok, so that’s not the only thing that sucks around here.
And, Jeffery’s not the only one who knows how to use their tongue…
Now if you are offering to use your tongue I would be willing to allow you. Though I must say if I were your roommate I would always make sure you were completely satisfied first.
Also, sometimes after giving you a backrub we could just cuddle, unless you want to do more.
Jeffery
Lessee,
Daughters…check
Can cook…check
Has all the equipment, andthe experience, to satisfy you…check
Has known you a lonnnngg time…check
Has a sword…check
Experience slaying dragons…check
Has a tongue, and knows how to use it…check
Has computer knowledge…check
Can fix cars and most anything else…check
Can help mend broken hearts…check
Gives good backrubs and massages, with lotion…check
Knows how to isolate the target to avoid collateral damage…check
Gives tender hugs…check
Remembers anniversaries and birthdays…check
Is fairly well read…check
Doesn’t think you’re silly or overly sentimental…check
Can teach CPR, infant child and adult, as well as BLS…check
More where that came from…check!
So stick it in your ear, trekkie boy! Bwahahahahaha!
Why VB! I didn’t realize you could do all that! :eek:
SWOON
Now however shall I choose? Oh, my…oh, my…
<wanders off drooling and swooning at these two handsome hunks who are so well equipped to service her various needs.>
And, Jeffery, I dearly love cuddling. And, sometimes, that is just what I want.
Hey! I cuddle, too! (See ‘more where that came from’)
Hmm, uping the ante huh flyboy.
Well, let’s see.
PB, I will do whatever you ask. For that which makes you happy makes me happy. Just cuddling you in my arms and holding you all night letting you know that you are safe and loved is pleasure enough for me.
I shall not fight with VB * (pops VB in the nose) *, I shall let my offer speak for itself.
I await your decision my love. You shall never want for anything.
Jeffery