All I can say is that for a bear cub she has some really good . . . typing skills.
PB, if your daughter is a bear cub, I want to be one. Or something.
And why the heck do you dress her up like a teenage female-type person and put makeup on her and all that stuff? Have you no respect for the rights of bears? Anyone? Anyone?
As it would appear that I have fallen out of favor as PB’s roommate, I would like to apply for the position of PB’s live-in son, while her actual son is away.
Oh Puhlease! You’re gonna hafta do better than that, you starfleet reject!
and I won’t fight you, either (smacks StrTrkr777 in the kneecap). 
StarFleet reject? I am first in line when such a group forms. In fact, my daughters will actually be the ones that develop the first actual WARP drive.
The best you could do is the USAF. You are retired for crying out loud. You must be too old to give PB what she needs, she needs a young but experiences man like myself.
Look flyboy, don’t you have some naked twister game to drool over or some pillow fight to referee? You spend too much time rubbing cinnamon oil on pillow fighters and such to really give PB the attention that she deserves.
Step back old man and let me show you how it is done. We will see if I can teach an old dog new tricks, now go fetch boy.
Jeffery
A puling, pasty white data analyst, wants to go up against me?!
Hah! Old dog! Keed, I’ve forgotten tricks you ain’t learned yet!
(VB Jabs him in the eye!)
Not possible. In “Star Trek: First Contact”, Zephrym Cochran develops it. The first chapter in the warp drive textbook Geordie uses in school is titled “Zephrym Cochran”.
Unless, of course, you have another daughter and name her Zephrym, and she married Johnnie Cochran:D
What? a group of rejects? I believe you!
To iampunha:
First, stay out of this boy, you are way down in the pile this is between me and flyboy.
Second, I know what the story is according to the storylines, but I tell you my daughters will be the real ones to develop it.
As for you flyboy, I am sure you have forgotten a great manny things in your life time. Among those is likely that you have forgotten much of what you ever knew about pleasing a woman.
But I guarantee that I can and will kick your butt.
Smacks VB over the head with one of the pillows from the long gone pillow fight.
Jeffery
OH! Hurt me! LOL! That’s the best you got??!!
Funny you should say this. Some of my best services are “tongue-in-cheek”.
Now, now, boys. No fighting, please. 
There’s plenty of me to go around. Oh, wait! That doesn’t sound right. Blush
Anyway, I’ve finally made my decision. It was a tough one, to be sure, so many wonderful choices. I didn’t want to hurt or offend anyone either, you’re all such a bunch of sweeties <not to mention talented hotties!> Okay, enough of the waffling around. Here’s my choice:
EVERYONE!
Now for the details. Each one will come live with me for 2 months <longer terms can be negotiated ;)>, and I’ll start with VB, who narrowly edged out StrTrkr. Jeffery, you’re next, followed by pipefitter, who is then followed by dpr<if you’re willing to relocate, dear>. Now, after that…awwww, heck. Ya’ll decide, by the order in which you reply to me. 
<Rushes off to clean out his room, and put fresh sheets on my bed, and get whipped cream and cherries and don’t forget the…>
Yo Jeffery, you half-baked Andorian, I go first!
“Phbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttt!”
Okay, I gotta know, what about VB won you over? Didn’t like the pic I sent, I will find a better one if you wish.
Jeffery
Well, StrTrkr, I picked VB because he’s my pal, we go back a long way. And, as for your pic: WOW!! :eek: Honey, why does your wife even let you out of the house?!?!
<Besides, I did say longer terms can be negotiated, and after seeing your pic…> 
So, where are all of the other guys who wanted me to pick them? Joey? Care to explain your ‘tongue in cheek’ comment? I’d like to hear details, please!
Probably so that guy can come visit. You said send naked pictures, I don’t recall that they had to be pictures of me.
Jeffery
Darn! I just knew that pic was too good to be true!
Oh, well. So, send me a real one of you. Clothing optional.
The offer still stands. I set a much higher store by personality, character and ‘skills’ shall we say, than outward looks.
So, if no one else is going to reply to this, I’ll just extend the time frame each can stay.
What say you guys?
I think I’m a bit young for you, PB, so I’ll take myself out of the running (was I ever in it?) . . . but if your bear cubette needs a personal guard or anything for school . . . or a homework person or a babysitter . . . whatever she needs, I will be only too happy to come live with y’all and help out.
Find some cheeks. I like to look just below the waist in the back.
Find a tongue. I like to look in my own mouth.
Insert tounge (see step C) betwixt cheeks (see step 1) and wiggle it around some.
It ain’t for everyone, but it is for the girls I’ve dated.
Hmmmm… Joey. I hardly know what to say. I wasn’t expecting so much detail. I think the less I say about that, the better, for now. No, I’m not upset. Just surprised.
You asked for detail, I gave you detail.
Sorry for killing your thread, though.
I might can scrounge up one, a picture that is.
I do not get out TX way very much, but if I am ever in the San Antonio area, I will let you know.
At least I am still second fellas. There will not be much time left, by the time I leave.
Y’all can fight over how many hours you each get to spend with her.
Oh yeah, I forgot, being from GA all my life, I can talk Texan (or at least better than most folks.)
Jeffery