Roommate wanted. Male. Apply within.

[Scotticher]

i am not one to repeat herself, I hope, but I do have to say again-

Well, PB my friend, way to go! Youse are da’ bomb, baby!

Now, I am not interested in “stealing” anyone else’s man, you understand, but it appears to me that dpr is out of the running in this contest. No doubt this is due to logistical and geographical problems. As your friend, I feel that it is my duty to remove this man from the competition.

After all, who knows? When he finds out that you have chosen your short list and he isn’t on it, who knows what he might do?

Therefore, I will make the supreme sacrifice of accepting the love of dpr. No, no, purp honey-don’t thank me. After all, you are my friend and I love you-you would do the same for me, I know.

(In a New York second, you flirt, you would steal my dpr back, so be warned-he is MINE, and much as I love you, I will be vigilant. I will be suspicious. I will be travelling to Australia in (approx 2010, I haven’t won the lottery yet, rats!)

Best wishes that you should find the perfect roomie, honey!

Scotti meow

[pipefitter]

*Originally posted by purplebear *
**Now for the details. Each one will come live with me for 2 months <longer terms can be negotiated ;)>, and I’ll start with VB, who narrowly edged out StrTrkr. Jeffery, you’re next, followed by pipefitter, who is then followed by dpr<if you’re willing to relocate, dear>. Now, after that…awwww, heck. Ya’ll decide, by the order in which you reply to me.
<Rushes off to clean out his room, and put fresh sheets on my bed, and get whipped cream and cherries and don’t forget the…> **

Hey, Purplebear, now I see how I stand with you…just about last on the list. I guess the length of our friendship dosen’t matter…but, oh well, I guess I can be happy that I am at least on the list.

But because of the position on the list, I think I should be able to get a longer time living at your place…sloppy seconds are one thing…but number 5?;0

What do I have to pay you guys to get up closer on the list…I’ll pay anything…and VB, as one Air Force person to another, couldn’t I please take your place (I could always get our planes to accidentally bomb your place)?

[ultress]

Mr. Bear if you do have a problem on your return with PB’s male room mate, I’m sure there are quite a few ladies on the board that would be more than willing to offer you a place to stay, out of the goodness of their hearts. Huh, ladies? You can start with my place Mr. Bear.

[Mr_Bear]

*Originally posted by StrTrkr777 *
The best you could do is the USAF. You are retired for crying out loud. You must be too old to give PB what she needs, she needs a young but experiences man like myself.
Jeffery

Hey we may be Retired from the Air Force, but were not dead!! We are experienced and house broke.

*Originally poster by ultress *
Mr. Bear if you do have a problem on your return with PB’s male room mate, I’m sure there are quite a few ladies on the board that would be more than willing to offer you a place to stay, out of the goodness of their hearts. Huh, ladies? You can start with my place Mr. Bear.

Ultress my Dear, I much prefer to take a pro active approach to this. I have a cozy (aka small) flat here in the UAE, there are a lot of things to do and see (while I’m at work) and when I’m not at work I’m sure we could find lots of things to do!!! Especially if you are in to scuba diving, there is the gulf of Oman, and just a short flight away is the Red Sea, some of the best diving around. If you aren’t into it yet are you willing to learn, I can arrage lessons. Just let me know when you can come and I’ll arrange the visa!!!

[StrTrkr777]

No disrespect Mr. Bear, but I was using the statements earlier to make VB seem like he would be inadequate so that PB would choose me over him and I wanted her to choose me instead of him because I was trying to protect your lovely wife from all these evil men who are trying to woo her while you are gone. I had nothing in mind but protecting those that you love from harm just as you would if you were home.

Jeffery

[Scotticher]

Yeah, right.

And I suppose you have a nice yellow bridge in CA to sell Mr. Bear, too?

[Vestal_Blue]

*Originally posted by StrTrkr777 *
**No disrespect Mr. Bear, but I was using the statements earlier to make VB seem like he would be inadequate so that PB would choose me over him and I wanted her to choose me instead of him because I was trying to protect your lovely wife from all these evil men who are trying to woo her while you are gone. I had nothing in mind but protecting those that you love from harm just as you would if you were home.

Jeffery **

Trekkieboy, you are so full of shit that you squish when you walk!

[StrTrkr777]

Hey, I will fight it out with you VB, but I ain’t about to have to fight Mr. Bear as well.

I am still not sure why he takes the side of the man trying to steal his wife.

Jeffery

[Vestal_Blue]

*Originally posted by StrTrkr777 *
**

I am still not sure why he takes the side of the man trying to steal his wife.

Jeffery

**

Who better?

Besides, he knows I’ll look after his family while he’s gone!

[Baker]

Mr. Bear sounds like the kind of father speaking in my copy of “A Father’s Rules” One rule goes like this, when speaking to his daughter’s date…

“Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has been but on issues relating to my daughter I am the all knowing, all seeing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask where you are going you have one chance to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.”

[Mr_Bear]

*Originally posted by Baker *
**Mr. Bear sounds like the kind of father speaking in my copy of “A Father’s Rules” One rule goes like this, when speaking to his daughter’s date…

“Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has been but on issues relating to my daughter I am the all knowing, all seeing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask where you are going you have one chance to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.” **

Truer words have not been spoken! The only mistake is that I have no need of the shovel and five acres. For you see I have a very sharp knife and will just cut up the body and scatter the remains so they will NEVER be found!

[Baker]

Mr. Bear, if you want a complete copy of the rules tell me how I can send them to you. I got them from my cousin, who has two very attractive daughters.

[Mr_Bear]

*Originally posted by StrTrkr777 *
**No disrespect Mr. Bear, but I was using the statements earlier to make VB seem like he would be inadequate so that PB would choose me over him and I wanted her to choose me instead of him because I was trying to protect your lovely wife from all these evil men who are trying to woo her while you are gone. I had nothing in mind but protecting those that you love from harm just as you would if you were home.

Jeffery **

1. Being retired in no way makes one inadequate(just as Purplebear!!!).
2. Purplebear would not choose someone from whom she needs protection, if she were to need some(protection that is) I would be there so fast…
3. Reading your eariler post I do belive you had other things in mind other than protecting her. If you didn’t, I only have one question for you…What is wrong with you???

[Mr_Bear]

*Originally posted by Baker *
**Mr. Bear, if you want a complete copy of the rules tell me how I can send them to you. I got them from my cousin, who has two very attractive daughters. **

Great, my email adress should appear in my profile now. Thanks.

[StrTrkr777]

Again, no disrespect intended Mr. Bear, sir. I twas only trying to help.

As for my intentions, were she and I not happily married my intentions would have been completely different, but as it is I would never seek to have any thoughts that were less than pure for the wife of an ex-military man and one who goes by Mr. Bear.

Again, all my comments were directed towards Vestal Blue, sorry if they offended you.

• Psst, PB, I still want to room with you, just don’t tell Mr. B. *

Jeffery

[purrplebear]

VB, now, dear, you promised not to swear in my thread! <THWACKS him over the head with the pillow that Trkr dropped>

Pipefitter, pal, buddy of mine. Look again, you’re third on my list! But, not if you hurt either VB or Trkr.

Scotti, my friend, thank you very much. But, if you’ll notice, dpr is fourth on my list in fact. So, until he tells me otherwise, or you move there with him, he’s fair game still.

ultress! I thought you were my friend! Trying to steal Mr Bear away from me are you?! Well…hmmm… Then again, I am looking for a temporary roomie while he’s gone. I suppose it’s only fair that he get a shot at a roomie too. <Vowing to keep a really close eye on ultress now>

Now, dear. I’m surprised at you. You can get ultress a visa, but you told me you couldn’t get one for me! Oh, really!!! That may affect the time frame for my roomie to stay…

Jeffery, now. I don’t believe that any more than Scottie and VB do! And, Mr Bear’s right, if you do mean that, then why would I want you for a roomie?

Honey, to comment on your list:
1.Definitely not inadequate! Just too far away.
2.True, I wouldn’t. I trust VB completely. And, true, you certainly would be here fast if I needed you.
3. Thank you, what a sweet thing to say, dear.

Jeffery, I’m looking forward to you being my roomie after VB leaves. We just won’t tell hubby.

[StrTrkr777]

I am glad you do not believe it PurpleBear, I just have learned that I never want to anger a woman’s husband especially if he knows how to use firearms and may have access to military equipment.

I am counting the days until I move it.

Jeffery