I resisted the temptation to do this at 100, but I can’t resist this time. I could make up some flimsy excuse about how it’s gonna be a busy summer, and I might not reach 300 for a while, but that would imply I won’t be posting from work and would therefore be a bald-faced lie.
Anyhoo, it’s Friday, I’ve hit 200, everybody have lots of drinks on me, and have a great weekend! Whee!
You have it backwards. You are supposed to send us gifts and money. I’d like to have the money please.
Congrats! But a 200 count? You pup, you! 
Here: ::rippppp!::
A gift certificate for one biplane ride, my pleasure.
Congrats, Rosebud! Here’s to many more! <Lifting her glass of wine in a toast>
Hey, VB, howcome you never offered me a ride in your plane? Some pal you are!! 
Congrats!
Hey, did you see that flick, RK0 280 ??? you know its about Citizen Kane. Did you see what Rosebud refers to in it? Whoa.
ultress, I checked the FAQs and I don’t see anything about me giving you guys money and gifts-- what’s that in those tiny little letters at the bottom… oh, damn…
Have not seen RKO 280, handy. Perhaps I’ll look into it after I get back from my biplane ride. You can come too, Purplebear! I would be honored
And VB, I think 200 is pretty good when you consider how many of them I made at work! I think I still have a job…
Geez, I guess I’m a vet now–people with less posts are having post parties.
Not one of you lousy bastards congratulated me on my 100th, 200th or 300th posts!
(Oh, this isn’t the pit. Replace “lousy bastards” above with “kind hearted but imperceptive people”.
Congratulations, Rosebud!
Sorry Rosebud, I am low on dough. But when I die, I promise your name will be the last word out of my mouth.
Feels good,huh, Rose… Just passed it myself. I’m slow, but I’m inching along. Congrats…
Here’s chips and dip, but your dog got the cocktail weiners
DRY, let me be the first to congratulate you on your 400th post
INVOICE
One (1) handshake, hearty
One (1) pat, back, enthusiastic
Delivered