How in the fuck were you guys able to write like that? I tried and just couldn’t. Did you bash your head int othe computer a few times? Have a few 6 packs followed by a few more? What’s the secret? And why do I feel like my intelligence has decreased just from reading this thread?
You people scare me. Really. :eek:
Well, we have to have something to do until Sock Puppet Theater comes on. 
We’re just getting the ball rolling.
coldfire, at least I can get good money for MY ass … heard you had to PAY the mailman to mess around with yours … wouldn’t be makin any comments about OTHER people bein gay as christmas if i was u LOL!!!
twisty, I aint messing around with yer wife / niece Guinastasia, wouldn’t touch the bitch myself, but you’re damned right you’d better keep an eye on her … the last baby wasn’t yours nohow, I can tell because it wasn’t cross eyed or defform … difor … right funny-lookin.
BOTH OF U had better behave yourselves … remember that I am one TOUGH BITCH and a vetrin of the FRENCH FOREN LEJUN!!! I done joined up when i was 16 and served SIX YEARS til my 24th b-day … when they kicked me out cuz my daughter Luella done had her first baby and they said she needed me at home … the bastards wouldn’t do that to a man!!! I was descriminaated because of my GRANDMATTICAL GENDER!!! damn lejun aint been the same since, all them peecekeeping missions … in MY DAY we kicked some terrorist butt!!! so there. u better watch out…
It’s all good. 
See, it’s for reasons like this that I don’t bitch out my (oftentimes idiotic :D) brother on the 'Dope (even though I’m very tempted to do so a lot).
Twisty, How dare you insult trailer trash that way !
That was me, not the LIONsob, he’s working ! I swear I have to remember to check this thing everytime I post. I hate cookies.
Really, Ayesha? I love cookies.
‘C’ is for “cookie.” That’s good enough for me.
‘C’ is for “cookie.” That’s good enough for me.
‘C’ is for “cookie.” That’s good enough for me.
Oh! Cookie cookie cookie starts with ‘C.’
Ok I’m here, happy now? LittlePotatois not living with me, nor related to me, she’s just a friend and I do mean friendfor all you warped minds and came over to my house for awhile when her computer was down, but she has it back now, no one lives with me. wardensu and rosiewolf(both x sisters decided to take our family feud public, not I)they think everybody that signs up new on a board is me. Their ignorance is really boring now, but they thought they might get a little sympathy from you. I frankly don’t give a damn about your opinions. I’m sure you all lead such perfect calm lives. Congratulations. My family is very dysfunctional and yes we could make millions on a talk show.
LOL Ha ha Forkful Porpupit you write good eksept I was in the Legion then and I dindt never see YOU! I was almost an offiser too! I bet you didnt even lern no FRENCH like bone jewer and mercy bowcoop. Like I did. I would of KNOWN if some body had a name like PORPUTINE and they sure did NOT! So don’t be lyin about being in MY army cuz I know you wasnt. But I don’t care so don’t be mad LOL.
ROTFLMAO…
Gotta go sell Apral Ma Joon, ma latest crack babee.
ure all fukced up aND we needs to nuke the medal east goddamnid. rysdad you bedda tone donw cuz i know your mothre is a s&m dombinadrist and whips senadors fur a lvin’.
now yall shut the fcuk up cause in my day we new how to woop as. lmao.
Thiss heayar thread is more funn then that ole eleksun cuvraje n stuf. Y’uns are kewl. I lak y’uns. Yuz mek me laff.
My…brain…hurts…
just…cant…take …anymore…
Must…boil…my…eyes!
I take it back from reading the above. Your all dysfunctional as well.
I haven’t a clue why Lynn thought this thread was needed, but it looks like your all enjoying it.
I sent two of my sisters(wardensu & rosiewolf here before we began our feud. I didn’t have a clue they were going to every board they knew I was on until particlewill posted a link on another board. I did not bring it here and by now you know the real rosiewolf from that Cole thread. BTW that happens to be living with wardensu, therefore wardensu’s defense of her.
Beats me where those bitches are but I’m sure once they see I’ve posted they will surly show up.
Popcorn anyone?
SHe is NOT! She dont even VOTE!!! But YOUR’S IS so ha ha LOL! I bet YOU’R from some wheres that dont even have a PRESDINT not even a CONGRIS so how can you say things about OUR’S? Even our WORSET pollititians are BETTER than KINGS and QUEENS and even NIGHTS. We NEW that so we faught a WAR so we wouldnt HAVE no rulers!! YOU shuld go to SCHOOL and learn it!!! We get to PICK our leeders not just say YES YOUR HIGHNESS!!! Like you proabbly do. An even if my mom did what you said its a FREE county but she DOSNT!!!
I have no comment on the situation this thread was intended to address, but I must take this moment to say, Rysdad, that “Forkful Porpupit” is, in my opinion, inspired genius.
::munches popcorn::
Hey, this is great. All we need now is for Ricky Martin to show up married to a ditzy red-headed wife and it’d be perfect!
Someone’s got to write this up and pitch it to the Networks! I’m sure it’ll be great for next fall season!
That’s #2, Twisty. One more and I’m coming to Dublin to whoop you myself! 