Here is your very own thread to have your Jerry Springer Family Reunion in. If you wish to take pot shots at each other, do it in this thread, and this thread only. Otherwise, take it to email, or take it face to face. Just leave the rest of the Straight Dope out of it. We are not hosting this site simply to provide you with an arena to air your differences. I’m being generous by giving you an exclusive thread.
Everyone else…I advise you to just ignore this thread.
Spooje,
Apparently, Little potato and IDNEW live in the same house, and are either brother and sister, or married or something.
They are related in someway to Rosiewolf, who hates the pair of them, and brought wardensu in to this Springer trailer trash feud.
The whole lot of them seem to be some kind of Appalatian trailer park SCA.
Particlewill knows some of these people, but is uninvolved in this matter, and has yet to display the insanity that the rest of them have.
Hmmph, how boring. It appears that nobody in the family is going to show up.
Obviously, we shall have to create all the drama ourselves…
John Larrigan aka Twistyskates aka my double first couzin, I HAAATE YOU!!! I hear yer one sick bastard!!! You’re a hetersexual, yeah that’s right folks, I caught him in bed with the space heter last winter and his “plug” was in the “hole” LOL! I hope he electrecutes hisself and DIES … his wife and niece my double second couzin Guinastasia is no better, she keeps having babys and selling them to buy crack and then she steals them back … shes so stupid … why doesent she steal some NORMAL babies instead … thank god SOMEBODY in the family has some sense LOL! that wouldn’t be our grampa Uncle Beer though, the old man is EVIL!!! or should I say the old lady, yeah I know where he goes at night and how he dresses LOL … and then comes home and beats the rest of us with car parts from the lawn and then fucks the social worker when she comes to check on us … i hope he dies but he never will 'cuz his liver is pickled in bathtub jin… YEAH YOU! YOU KNOW YOU DO!!!
fraggle purcopain, your in no positcion to judge hear. we all know your warmin street tiles at nite sellin yo ass LOL
twistyskackes aint no hetrosexual, hes as gay as chrismas. i seen him behin the church wit teh pastor, and one of em was kneelin, an no praiyur was said, no whut i mean LOL
btw you still owe me a goat an a new transmicion fer my truck, bitch. thatll teach you to make stoopid ass bets when your drunk on moneshine agin LMAO
how dare you say that about me, your cousin/brother/uncle. After all! You’re the one that douches with vinegar!LOL! I heard that you be messin’ around with the whole town! LOL! especially with your cousin/nephew Grandmother Giunestasia!! LOL! Oh my god, I’m laughing so hard my spleen fell out of my ear! and knowing you, you’d probably eat it, cuz you dont work and you’re a douchebag! LOL!
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry brings over the mic
UncleDad Beer, you oughta be ashamed of yourself using car parts to beat these fine people. You should use an anvil. It’s much more effective. Now do it right from now on or I’ll knock your teeth out - if you had any.
