Roy Keane: the alternative story

[Crusoe]

Roy Keane: the alternative story:

'It was my birthday a couple of weeks ago. All the family were over for the weekend. The night before, there’s a problem. Auntie Betty’s postal order hasn’t turned up. One of the paper hats is torn. We have to drink our Asti Spumanti out of plastic cups.

I go and see Auntie Betty, quietly, in the kitchen. She says that Uncle Mal was supposed to pop it in the postbox on his way to the shops last Tuesday. I say, “do you think Jimmy-Floyd Hasselbaink’s waiting on a f****** postal order the night before his f****** birthday?” She tries to fob me off with a game of pass the parcel.’

Read the whole thing. Very amusing.

[The_Clawman]

That’s excellent Crusoe. Much better than the average Rivals posting!