I was just watching some show on Rumsfeld on TV and one of his longtime friends noted that Rumsfeld “has a little monkey in him.”
This immediately brought a couple of questions to mind:
Doesn’t that hurt?
How’d it get there and how’s it getting out?
Is Rumsfeld, like a pregnant woman, “eating for two?”
Is having a monkey in you worse than having a monkey on your back?
What’s the monkey say about this?
Oh well, at least it’s a little monkey.
At least it’s little… and on the inside.
His boss, on the other hand, has a serious problem.
Moving this to MPSIMS.
Has anybody seen Michael Jackson’s monkey lately? Has Rummy attended any raids at Neverland? :eek:
Maybe they were talking about 70’s chinese kid’s show “Monkey”?
I’d be mightily impressed at Rumsfelds ability to whistle down a cloud.
Maybe his vow to respect the Bill of Rights the day monkeys fly out of his butt is really a pathetic cry for help.
A few months back a banned member briefly returned under the sock puppet A Evil Monkey Lives in My Head.
Does this mean Mr. Rumsfeld is really The Grapist ? ! ?
Is the monkey running around with his hair on fire?
I want a trunk monkey.