Although I do say…I actually feel for the poor man. As PumpActionGerbil says, from now on we can pretty much count on him being the perfect mirror of Al Gore at his most Hal-like.
Any minute now SPOOFE is going to come in and accuse us of being Microsoft-denigraters, but let’s face it–if he were a rabbi, would you let him circumcize your son? If he were a pilot, would you want him flying your plane? If he were a police officer would you want him to be involved in a strip search of you? Whoever he was working for, he would be frightening!
By the way, I have “balmer.mov”, “dancemonkeyboy.mpg” and “developers.mpg” saved to disk. Anyone know of any other Balmer vids? Blair Witch got nothing on these, boy!
I’m mesmerized by the sweat stains. I find myself trying not to smell him through the monitor.
Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I prefer a leader who wouldn’t be caught dead jumping around like an imbecile. Someone who would hire consultants to do the monkey-dance for him while he sipped bottled water and looked disinterested.