Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, you smug, sanctimonious sack of crap.
On second thought, let it.
So you want him to leave slowly?
Beat me to it by just enough to stop a simulpost. 
Suddenly the world seems a safer place.
Christmas come early.
This is the closest I’ve come to being first. Dammit!
Personally, I’m really curious as to who “The Decider” will replace him with…
MSNBC says Former CIA Director Robert Gates. Who’s that?
Bob Gates it is. Former director of the CIA, and current president of Texas A&M.
I was hoping the headline would read “Rummy beats Subpeona, Resigns”
[Maxwell Smart] “Missed it by That Much…” [/Maxwell Smart]
Oh, yay.
The news just keeps getting better and better…
The enemy I know…
No FAIR! He shat this turd, he should be made to eat it!
At long last, the Democrats can say to Rumsfeld, “Gotcha ya!”
CNN has a subhead reading “Rumsfeld: Man of War,” but I’ll always think of Rummy as a Man of LaMancha. He dreamed so many impossible dreams. He dreamed that Iraq was connected to September 11, that it had the WMD around Baghdad to the south west east and north somewhat, and that a force of 150,000 soldiers could keep the peace in a hostile country. He’s finally tilted at his last windmill.
Slowpokes.
Does it make me gay if what Rumsfeld just did gave me an orgasim?
Watching live. Bush had a little smirk on his face when he mentioned Gates was pres. of A&M. Was he an Aggie at some point?
To quote Ronald Reagan (mainly because of the delicious irony of doing so will cause his sludge brained corpse to spin faster), “It’s morning in America.” 
He probably just did some lines of coke with some Aggie frat boys at some point.