http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/05/25/wilbanks/index.html
Dude, make all the arrangements you want for her to turn herself in, but I hope you’re taking into account she might take off! The precedent has been set…
If she splits again, I recommend she hire an attorney who can incorporate a new found psychological disorder as her defense.
Your honor, my client, Ms. Wilbanks, jumped bail for the same reason she fled her Georgia wedding & perjured herself: she has a deep-seeded emotional phobia of black robes.
You know, if she runs and takes a camera crew, that might make an interesting reality show.
They don’t really think she’s going to turn herself in, just like that, do they?
First they need to send out invitations, book the caterer, get fitted for the dress; then there’s the rehearsal dinner…
Feh. It’s not like she’s going to do time or anything. I predict some much-needed mental health counseling, 3 years probation, and maybe community service to help pay off the debt that was run up during her search. I feel sorry for her. She’s obviously got some problems and needs to get her head screwed on straight. Best of luck to her.
And don’t forget those eyelid implants! :eek:
We really just need to set her up with Richard Gere, and everything will be fine.
The Smoking Gun has a copy of the indictment.
Is she related to 24’s Marwan by any chance?