D’oh, not parole, probation.
Or rather, Rush Limpbough.
Kind of hard (heh) to have the Falwells and Robertsons in your corner at this point.
- 3 divorces
- apparently shagging out of wedlock.
I was having a perfectly good day, and then I came across this post…
And you know, I was specifically seeking you out yesterday to congratulate you on your old pitting of the telemarketer girl a few years back. It was brought to my attention in another thread, and I was duly awed. In fact, I said if I ever met you in person, I would buy you a…cervaise.
Now that you’ve seen the seamy underside of my puns, of course, the respect will simply have to be a one-way street. 
You can still buy me a beer, but it has to have a big, swollen head.
I likes me some puns.
Should it go down easy, or bite a little?
OK, eww. You win. 
So do this make him a hardened criminal?
…or just less of a prick than we thought he was? 
Rush has a dick?
Or not.
Well, he himself couldn’t swear to that as an eyewitness . . .
Apparently he discovered this recently after losing a considerable amount of weight.
John Stewart has done three shows this week so far without even mentioning Rush’s Viagra problem! 
Wow. I mean, just, wow. Why the Hell not?
heh heh