He’d be like Charlie, in Charlie’s Angels, a voice on the phone at the start and end of every episode.
“President Zelenskyy, I must re-iterate, we didn’t blow up that pipeline. A Russian idiot was smoking when he opened a valve to steal oil, and set the place on fire all by himself. Again.”
“Oh, Oleksiy, you are so modest! One of these days, you will let me give you a medal, won’t you?” >rimshot<