Seeing this thread title over & over directly inspired me to make a sausage-based dinner tonight.
Should have been served on skewers.
Ok, I laughed.
I guess he really is the new Vlad the Impaler.
Gorsnak
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Did anyone see a bald man with a barcode on the back of his head?
Exactly what I thought when I opened the thread.
His dying words: “I never sausage a weapon.”
Jophiel
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The assailant learned why you only get to fire a crossbow once per round in D&D.
Police have traced down the two suspects and uncovered more scurrilous doings.
Followup, quoted bit from the Guardian (UK):
Holy crap. I can almost hear Guy Ritchie pounding away at his next screenplay…
That would make an excellent movie!
Ruskies seriously need more first names, though. That’s a lotta Alexanders for one tale.