Well, there’s a headline for you.
Should we be concerned for Peter Dinklage?
I bet it was Ferris cleaning up some loose ends.
Is this the Russian version of Clue?
This was probably no accident.
Does anyone know if Putin had a reason to dislike him? I am no expert in Russian oligarchs.
I thought “at least there’s no Russian-sourced poison this time” (aka Putin has gotten a bit smarter about murder) but it’s theoretically possible this was a non-political murder.
Novichok hasn’t exactly had a great track record.
Sounds like “John Wick 4”.
Abe Froman strikes again.
Probably suicide.
That was the first question or thought that popped into my head. It’s hard to imagine an oligarch of any magnitude being murdered without his tacit endorsement.
Clearly not a boating accident.
They could have at least been sporty about it and used a regular bow and arrow.
“I was cleaning my arrow and it went off.”
Y’know, one would think, you’re the Sausage King. Let someone else be a banker or newspaper magnate and make powerful nasty enemies, everyone loves sausage! …and then this.
Great OP username/post combination. It truly was not something we expected.
Very first reply post. Well done.
From the article:
That right there is why serious hitters don’t use crossbows. Too slow to reload.
I had a brief hope “Sausage King” was another nickname for “Putin’s Chef”, Yevegeny Prigozhin; the oligarch responsible for the troll farms that gave the 2016 election to Trump.
Gotta hand it to those Russians, what with “falling out of window”, poisoning, and now crossbow, they do have a certain flair. None of this pansy-ass “pop a cap in his ass” stuff we get up to in the US.