Rusty Is A Homosexual

[beagledave]

Sort of like Highlights™ magazine…only not

[Meatros]

Good for Rusty.

[MagicalSilverKey]

:rolleyes:

[Kricket]

Holy cow!
You amaze me yet again Dave.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, or go out and buy a dog leash and hunt down firemen.

[Abe_Babe]

Rusty knew exactly what the man was after. Maybe this was his big chance! “Have you a fireman uniform?” asked Rusty.

“No, I’m afraid I haven’t,” said the man.

“Oh,” said Rusty, disappointed. Then he kicked the man in the balls to show him what he thought of child molesters.

That line is beautiful.

[BoBettie]

My fav:

When Rusty went to bed, his mother came to tuck him in. “Now, Rusty, there’s something I want you to remember,” she said. “Don’t play with yourself, or you’ll go blind.”

“Okay, mom,” said Rusty. He wondered if he could just do it until he needed glasses.

Zette

[Guinastasia]

Where on EARTH did you find that?

heee heee!

[swampbear]

Is the smokey smelling fireman a bear? If he is…I am in love!

[Flamsterette_X]

Oh my goodness… that is funny!

I liked this part:

Rusty was so confused that he decided to call the police to ask for help. “Officer Plotchnik speaking,” said the policeman.

“Hello, my name is Rusty White,” said Rusty. “I’m 9 years old. Everybody hates me because I want to marry a fireman, and they say I’m a homosexual. What should I do?”

“Well, Rusty,” said Officer Plotchnik. “You’d better not put your wee-wee in any other boys mouths or bottoms, or you’ll go to jail. Sodomy is a crime in this state, you know.”

Rusty hung up the phone, more confused and depressed than ever. “What am I to do?” he asked himself.

Where do you find these things? Hee hee hee!

[Snooooopy]

In the next installment, Goofus and Gallant fight over who is going to enjoy hot monkey sex with Rusty.

[Ashtar]

Amusing.

[baltotop]

Good for Rusty. I also hope the fireman is a big burly bear…yum… Do you have any other links like that one?