I never said I wasn’t a hypocrite!
Incidentally, when suspended it’s impossible to search or indeed read the board, is this intended?
Searching is intended. You could have read the board by either logging out (I don’t know if it let you get that far), or deleting your SDMB cookie.
Cryptoderk
I think that this is the only time I have ever commented on the quality or the “worthiness” of a pitting but this one is so directionless !?
Geez, I thought the BBQ Pit was for something that seriously stirs up anger. (Serial killers, banks foreclosing on elderly widows, getting arrested for tearing a tag off of a mattress, etc).
I mean you have linked to a thread which is roughly about the size of New Jersey. No thread summary and no lengthy, substantial posting about just how steamed you are. Where’s the Smilie Face of Anger™ ? :mad:
Heck, even if a Pitting is about a trivial matter (paying too much for a muffler, latest winner of “American Idol”) the thread title and/or content alert me of its nature.
If you are going to Pit someone or something could you please do a little work? A thread summary would be a nice, polite timesaver. I think we SDMB folk like to do that extra something to help out the folks who will have to read a posting.
I’m sorry if I sound so derisive but I thought this was a matter had to be addressed.
Nah - maybe I’m just an asshole.
I guess I’m doing what hajario was warning against. Increasing the lameness quotient of this thread.
Oops - I think “they” want me to take my medication again.
I take your point. I was just trying to be a good SDMB citizen by not posting my thoughts in the actual thread, thus avoiding hijacking it.
It’s funny and silly and mundane and pointless but completely enjoyable. It’s a 2 min window to use your imagination and to make up really cool stories about a complete stranger.
Every time you play kitten baseball, a kitten masturbates.
This OP is the equivalent of approaching a lively birthday gathering in a restaurant and saying “you know, you guys look really fucking stupid wearing those hats.”
I.e., something we’ve probably all wanted to do at some point, but ought to resist out of politesse.
Come on in! We’re having fun!
Does this count as my first pitting?
I was trying to sound intelligent? Gadzooks, my apologies monsieur.
I’m sorry. The only good response there would have been “Excuuuuuse me, princess.” Remember that for next time.
Nonono, every time you play kitten baseball, a god masturbates.
A good SDMB citizen notices the lame threads and politely avoids mentioning them or posting to them. Unless they’re enjoying them, in which case enjoy away. Or if your rage against them burns with some amount of sun-power, in which case flame away. Creatively. With similes and metaphors, preferably.
Don’t forget inventive, colorful, obscure swearing.
Our choice for similes is kinda thin, too, specially since the “putz!” is gone.
So that’s why people die… It all makes sense now!
That is true, but keep in mind that every time a masturbating rainbow plays kitten baseball with a god, a kitten kills God with a rainbow while masturbating. Oh, and God masturbates while He dies.
Now, that’s just messed up.
Irrespective of what people think about my ‘Outrageous lies…’ thread, I’m sure everyone can be glad that it vicariously inspired what has to be a contender for funniest line ever posted on the Dope. Very nice work
P.S. - Cryptoderk is the nom de guerre of Aloysius P. Muggleton, a former Las Vegas lounge singer now wanted by the F.B.I. in connection with a spate of sexual assaults on livestock that simultaneously terrified and aroused farmers all across the mid-west.
Muggleton first attracted the F.B.I.'s attention when he came to fame as the “Frank Sinatra of Farm Sex” with his hit record ‘Doobie-doobie Horse Cock’ which contained the line:
*"Oh there’s nuthin’ I like better,
than havin’ sex with donkeys.
'Cept crack."*
Muggleton is described by police as “Unarmed”, “Not a threat to the public”, and “Kinda funny lookin’”. He was last seen wearing a velvet lounge suit, bicycle clips, and one of those funny little propellor hats.
Oh, and by the way, 
Well done, George.
And to Cryptoderk, please write “If I don’t care, I won’t read it” on the board 100 times. And no cut & paste, you slacker.
That’s a good start, but I suggest going one further, and refraining from posting altogether.