I wonder if James Lileks knows about this, in case he wants to use it in his Interior Desecration book…
Robin
I don’t know about the rest of you but this is hitting a little too close to home.
“I cast ‘Missile of Allah’”
“Where’s the hummus?”
“In the fridge, duh!”
Let me guess. Biological warhead?
All the more reason we should have had Tawny Kitaen spearhead the attack.
“Americans? I’ve got a knife that’s +9 against Americans!”
Yup, I’m a huge dork…
“But you’re not there, you’re on TV!”
“Alright, but if there’s 100 virgins in paradise, I wanna DO them!”
Yup, so am I…
“Hey baby, wanna see my SCUD missile?”
Holy crap! This painting’s description sounds EXACTLY like the cover of an SF/Fantasy novel by “Randy” Andy Offut. I gotta hurry over to Cafe Society with this one.
This is all far too strange. I’m reminded of one of the * Hot Shots Part Deux* where they show Saddam using a DirtDevil to pleasure himself.
And somehow, the boxer short thing is disturbing, too. I mean, he’s a really bad guy, but now we have his underwear. It’s just too much.
Somehow, spooky-ooky bad guys just lose some of their aura when you capture their underpants.
“Alright Marines, we’ve had a tough fight, and I know you guys want some leave…but let’s GO IN THERE AND FIND SADDAM’S UNDEROOS!”
Oh man, I laughed so hard reading this thread. Whitesnake Saddam… lapses into giggles
“Okay, I cast ‘Anti-American Aura!’”
dungeon master rolls dice “Sorry man, they succeeded on their Will save- no effect. You’re outnumbered and outgunned.”
players in unison "RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!*
(Yes, I am a geek. )
Well, at least we know where all the “oil for food” money went.
TIN ROOF!
And how is it they can find his boxer shorts, but not the WMD?
Well, its not like underwear is a dangerous weapon. (unless it is used to do an atomic wedgie, of course.)
Right. My reign of terror is in ruins. Do I pack foreign currency and valuable weapons technology, or a clean change of shorts?
Rusted!
So in related news, they found Saddam’s son Uday’s place… the picture of the U.S. servicewoman in this TIME article is pretty good. (http://www.time.com/time/covers/1101030421/wuday.html#)
All right. I now renounce all opposition to this war. Because finding something like THIS is so worth it.
BWHAHAHAHAH…
I’ll bet he plays a MEAN air guitar!
falls out of her chair laughing