Safe For Work Internet Timewasters

I have about two and a half hours to kill at work, and no work to do. Please suggest some light reading or other good “time-killer” sites. BUT:

No flash games or puzzles

No heavy graphics

No video

Shhhhhhh…If the boss walks by I don’t want to attract attention.

cracked.com is always worth a few minutes, for their lists of things like: “4 foods renamed so you might actually eat them” or “5 Psychology Studies Every Awkward Teenager Should Read”

TV Tropes. But once you go there, you can’t leave.

I also lurk on the Something Awful Forums but sometimes they have days where non-registered members can’t even read the posts.

Fark.com is also good.

where am i?

The Straight Dope! Why didn’t I think of that? Or perhaps I did. Or not. Or something. Whoosh is on me, I suppose. Maybe.

I don’t think the thread title needs to be edited or anything, but yeah, besides the dope.

Damned if I know.

I recently started wasting a ton of time on http://www.mentalfloss.com/