Two schizophrenics were sitting quietly next to each other at a bus stop. Suddenly one them reaches over and slaps the other in the head saying “Would you turn that crap off!”. The second reaches over, hits the first one in the head and says, “That’s yours. I don’t even listen to that station!”
I have no idea why, but I think I’m offended. I demand the SDMB sponsor, at their expense, an organization to lobby the SDMB when we are offended.
Based in DC or Ottawa (heh, didn’t think I knew the capital did ya?) this group can once and for all determine the status of horses in bondage. Also, we can then determine the fate of the PETA members that say it’s wrong. Because we all, I assume, can agree that a horse in leather is really, really fucking hot!
And those that don’t think so are just, well, wrong.
Well, damn, Sam, you’re just not trying. I only have about 1,100 messages posted, and I’ve already been pitted twice. Of course, they were pretty pathetic efforts, but it’s still nice to know that someone cares.
Well, God damn. You can’t even advocatre eating Irish babies any more without being accused of moral turpitude. I’m outta here.
You take yourself much, much too seriously.
I’ve never been pitted. 
I even try to be an ass on occasion, just hoping.
Well, clearly there are people from Sam Stone’s area who have provoked the OP’s ire, and it would be interesting to know if there is a nasty flavor of conservative racist idiot there, much as there is in the South, but I don’t think Sam belongs in that group, any more than he belongs with racist rednecks in the South. I disagree with most of Sam’s views, but I have to give him credit for having a well-developed set of ideas and beliefs, as opposed to the inchaote nastiness of rednecks. Plus, Sam has never to my knowledge revealed any racist tendencies. Just the usual conservative lack of interest in the survival of the poor and the middle class.
And this, sir, is one of the reasons you lost the last two presidential races and will probably lose the next. You dumb bastards just never learn.
I think my candidacy was done in because the Evil Kinky Atheist Socialist Party was done in by being totally ignored by the major media … probably ON PURPOSE!!!
To the best of my knowledge there is no Ontario Zoo, a Metro Toronto Zoo yes. Oh, I live in Oshawa, it does suck.
<looks in the door>
Jesus, are you guys still here? I thought I turned the lights out.
Don’t make me release the hounds.
Are they FLUFFY hounds?
Just finish your beer and leave already.
But its your round!
Yes, that worked out rather neatly, didn’t it?
If LP’s buying, I’m in.
I would like a Fluffy Hound and a Guiness please.
Also, some chips would be swell.
A round of Fluffy Hounds on the house!
Hair of the dog, eh?
Mmmmm, Fluffy Hounds in leather. Nazi leather. And lesbians.
Shit, I’m mixing 2 different threads together. :eek: