Yes! A new marshal has come to town to bring order to the fetid lawless swamp that is GQ.
Remember all those provisions you were supposed to store just in case of a terrorist attack, Sam? Well, haul them to your computer room and bar the door, because the “report bad post” messages to mod e-mails will be coming in 24/7 and you’ll be too busy moving threads to take your hand off your mouse. Er, so to speak.
Here’s to etymologist Samclem, the first mod ending in gry! 
Feh - it’s a whitewash.
Hey! He lost his “Super” status?
A victim of Crypto Knight!
[does happy dance for Samclem]
Er, I’d keep the goat away from the Oxford Unabridged, dude…Whoops, too late, there goes “Clamor–Clary”… Oh, well, you didn’t need those pages anyway, didja?
As Cecil taught me, “take the cash.” [sub]small bills, please[/sub]
We don’t take no steenkin’ checks! 
As others have said, I like words. And coins. And hunting through old books and newspapers. Finding a factual answer to something that isn’t easily found is what I like to do.
Nice to be wanted.
Felicitations Sam:
Akron,eh? Say,I’m originally from Ravenna,just 18 miles East of there.That ought to be worth something.
Can I make drive-bys in GQ Sam? Can I,huh,can I? I’ll send you some new words and some old newspapers.I know a neat place to get old newspapers.It’s called “The Onion”,and it’s just the place for little known,off-beat stories.
No,I didn’t say that;I said OFF-BEAT! the nerve…
OK, gang, take the hint! Bribes – er, sorry, emoluments – to Samclem should be in small, unmarked coins.
I thought small, unmarked coins were what Slug got paid in for the cartoons.
Would a 1943 copper be appropriate?
And condolences or congratulations, as appropriate, to samclem!
Congrats samclem.
Hence his name?
So, samclem, you’ve been “volunteered”.
You have my deepest condolensces.
Congratulations, samclem.
'lo, Sam.
Or, if you prefer: How do you do, samclem
Oh gosh, another one of my favorite posters ruined by elevation to mod-eration. Stay strong, Sam! Fight the power from within!
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He finds things. Things to make us go.
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