Sammy Sosa, get outta here

Well, Sammy got his $74 million contract for four years.

I certainly hope $100,000 a game is enough to a) shut him up and b) convince him to catch a pop fly.

Kerry Wood is a mystery for the ages. Was his rookie year a fluke? Is he made of glass? Will he consider being my adulterous lover? Is he getting better.

He says he feels like he’s at 90% last I heard. If last year is any indication, he’s going to run hot/cold. Either he gives up four runs in an inning or he holds 'em to two hits in a game. I don’t get it.

The real question is, will Ben “The Blinder” Christensen come up to the majors this season? I want to be at the game when he comes out to the mound for the first time. Why he gets to play baseball for money is a mystery to me.

jarbaby