How do you wave a goat, btw, Antigen? I expect the strain on your shoulders would be excruciating.
As long as it’s not Allen… 
Ya’ll can fight over the sweets. I’m a southern gal who is crazy for the crazy. Thanks for bringing it back to us Sampiro.
After speaking with my sales manager, I have been authorized to offer you a replacement refurbished crazy southern mother. Please post your address and I’ll ship her ASAP. (No warranty) She comes with two cats, too many dishes and her own reality. I’ll throw in the rampant (if oblivious to her) racism as a free BONUS!
It’s wonderful to see you back! I became your friend on MySpace but you’ve given us no joy over there lately, have you? Although it gives me a little thrill to see my avatar on your friends list.
Well, you see, we knew you didn’t have much room in the house and we didn’t want to make it more crowded…
I’d be happy to share the recipe…
I’d actually decided not to re-up this year (student funds, etc. etc.) until I saw that Sampiro was back. What else can I say but HOOOOOOOORAY!
Pygmy goats. They don’t weigh nearly as much as the full-size version.
Oh, Sampiro sweetie! You’re back! So nice to see you. <big hugs>
Good to see you back, Sampiro.
At least *something * has been righted in the world…
YAY!
That’s all I have to say!
Glad to have you back!
Welcome back, Sampiro!!! Glad to see you back, and looking eagerly forward to whatever stories of Southern craziness you care to share. 
BIG HUGS
Wheee! Sampiro’s back!
Welcome back!
Sorry about that, Friar Ted; it was late, I guess I was more tired than I thought.
:o
Oh crap, just when I was starting to get things done at work. ((Sampiro))
Sampiro, the futon is in the living room, meaning you can watch TV from bed. TV here sucks, but anyway it’s either in Spanish or in Basque, so my recommendation would be to find an American series and wonder who the heck selected the dubbers. If Arnie The Unspellable sounded as sexy in English as he does in Spanish he’d be president of two or three countries by now, instead of a “mere” governor.
No tiramisú, may I offer some cuajada, natillas, tocinos de cielo (lit. “heavenly bacon”, it’s similar to creme brulee), chocolate haagen-dazs?
Welcome back, Sampiro. Sorry about your mother. Has she commenced haunting, yet?
Thank you for coming back. Thank you for sharing your stories. Thank you for being so entertaining. You’re the best!
Welcome back!
An admirer from afar, I’m very happy to see you’re back!
I see how it is, wait until I hijack another thread to welcome him back and THEN you go and start this official welcoming thread… deep breath
Anywho, great to have you back Sampiro!!!
Must…Resist…The…Sampiro…addiction’s…return…
ARRRRGGGHHH!!! Tooooooooo laaaaaaaaaaaaaateeee…
