Santa Claus! You're a bad, bad, bad man!

Don’t dare me.
I swear I’ll post it for everyone to see…
I mean it.
I have no compunction about sharing TMI.
Okay, then. I’m doing this:

Well, maybe I shouldn’t, after all.

(;))

Merry Christmas, Beck!

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - SNL - YouTube ?

Ohdear.

Beckdawrek, I put two and two together (you’ve got a secret you’re afraid you might spill under anesthesia) and now (Santa is a bad etc man)…

Either Santa flashed you, or you’ve been foolin’ around with the jolly guy.

Hmmm.
~VOW

Santa closed down your favorite source of corndogs, right?

Don’t say that!

Did the reindeer go poop in your dooryard?

What’s a dooryard?

Pretty much three feet like any other yard?

I’ve been sworn to secrecy. I’ll never tell. (;))

Not at all like William, huh? He has such a reputation they’ve written songs about it! :smiley: