Has anyone ever seen a real beard that looks like Santa Claus’s? I’ve seen bushy white beards, and straight white beards, but never a curly white beard.
I saw my baby wearing Santas’ beard. She kissed him once and whispered in his ear.
Lyrics by TMBG. Used without consent. That is what I thought this was gonna be about. sigh
Santa has a beard? I didn’t know he was gay…poor Mrs. Claus, living a lie. 
WHAT am I missing here??
“Beard” is a slang term for a homosexual who has a spouse/significant other of the opposite sex that is basically a cover. (They can’t be gay! They’re married!) Like if I married punha- he’d be my beard.
He’d also be my bitch, but that’s a whole different thread.
So now the thread is going to get hijacked onto the (admittedly funny) idea of a gay Santa. Ho-ho-ho!