http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115/wl_asia_afp/lifestyleaustraliachristmasoffbeat
I’m awfully suspicious. Why would Australians cebnsure use of “Ho Ho Ho” because it resembles American slang? Especially since no one has raised this issue here in the US.
Quite frankly, I’ve always thought that the jolly green giant was behaving inappropriately as well.
And I can tell you things about Peter Pan, and the Wizard of Oz.
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Not to mention the parenthetical “(There’s a Dirty Old Man)”
(Heck, you need it for the rhyme, if nothing else.)
Still … ol’ Santa’s cleaned it up a lot since the old “Bitch, bitch, bitch” days…
I hear outsourcing the labor force has helped his attitude quite a bit.
Ponder, Ponder, Ponder…
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Ok, wait, upon reading the article - they say it would be offensive to women? So what the hell, they’re implying all women are ho-ho-whores???
Ho, Ho, Ho and to all a good night!
Haha, I love you.
Right back at ya, babe.
I think the real problem here is that Santa only comes once a year.
That would drive me bonkers.
Well, let’s examine this, shall we? Obviously, “Ho, Ho, Ho” is now too offensive. Is it too late to move back to “Slut, Slut, Slut”?
Perhaps we should drop the entire repeating thing and go with the nice, plain traditional route: “Bitch, you fucked my brother and now I’m going to take a dump in your stocking”.
“Santa, are you aware that there is an elf wearing a helmet in your pants?”
“Yeah, he’s driving me nuts.”
Is Rudolph’s nose red from chafing?
Well, maybe Santa can use Jack Chick’s patented “HAW HAW HAW” instead.
And even then, it’s down a chimney.
Personally, I’d like to see a Santa say “Tee-hee-hee.” But the bastard skipped my house throughout childhood, so I’m all for him embarassing himself.
I would so pay to see someone Down Under wearing that Christmas-themed pimp hat I saw in Spencer’s a few years back, and then saying it, just to really cause a stir.
And a candycane-striped cane.
With a snowglobe at the top.
…I think I’ve just come up with the best costume ever.