Naughty or Nice?
Your admission here is not binding - as only Santa knows.
Personally, I’ve been on both lists.
Often at the same time.
I thought he checked twice, but it appears I slipped through the cracks once in awhile.
What’s at right angles to the naughty-or-nice axis? I’m somewhere out there…
That is what has me puzzled. I stray from the norms, but yet Santa still visits, leaves presents, AND takes all my home-baked coconut-chocolate chip and oatmeal cookies.
Which is cool considering I don’t have a chimney.
Let’s just say that there’s probably a reason for the family tradition of leaving Santa cookies and beer.
Apparently all my naughtiness is within acceptable norms for healthy adult behavior … 