We can’t give Alaska back, we need the icebacks that we get from Russia and Canadia.
She comes with $40,000 worth of last season’s skirtsuits.
What ever did happen to that charity auction?
I sometimes wonder if some Democratic operation has moles planted in the Palin camp to fake setting up gigs. Would be a hilarious strategy if they could get away with it.
The clothes were still sitting in a storage room at the RNC offices, last I heard. Somebody - Surbey? - updates that “So when is she giving back the clothes?” thread every three months or so.
Now that you mention it, I’ve noticed that you never see Sarah Palin and Axl Rose in the same picture.
Oh, oh oh oh special needs child of mine
Oooo-ooo-ooh sweet love of mine
Plus, we’d still be able to see her from Alaska.
Wouldn’t you be a “special need” kid if your dad was Glenn Beck ?
And Skammer for the win!
I’m still waiting for the Bristol/Levi Johnston wedding we were assured was going to happen.
I sorta liked her glasses. Too many women don’t want to be seen in their glasses, but I thought hers looked good one her.
Only if she took all her followers with her. The US population is about 307,246,000. And the republicans got about 59,934,814 popular votes in her VP election. Let’s assume half of those people don’t actually like Pailn, so we reduce the total population by 29,967,407 (and $40,000 dollars worth of empty suits) and assume each of those are worth 80 IQ points…uh and the average IQ of the staying population is 100, so we have 28327207440 potential IQ points divided by the palinless population 277,278,593…uh that brings us up to 102 IQ points per remaining population.
Not enough to be really noticeable, I think. But I’d be happy to toss in some of our dumber non-voters to make up the difference. Anybody have the number of the Russian embassy?
You are totally going to hell; but then, you already knew that.
If I were press secretary, I’d say “We’re sorry that he’s still Glenn Beck.”
Which is why I’m not press secretary.
Were you talking about Beck or Palin?
So inquiring minds want to know. Is this like full on exorcist puking, or is it like the puking where you just throw up in the back of your throat? Tell us, does your head spin around when you puke? How does it happen?
With a domestic terrorist?
Don’t worry. I’ll save a seat for you on the bus. 
She made me realize how hot Tina Fey is.
How did you manage to avoid laying eyes on Tina Fey until 2008?
Come on, she’s a hockey mom. Just trade her for a dozen broken sticks and a couple pucks and be done with her.