SarahWitch, the premier expert on American law.

SarahWitch…SarahWitch… it all sounds so familiar…the incoherency, the batshit ideas about how government should work…SarahWitch…do you think she might be from Alaska? Maybe a former high level elected official there? And the undisputed queen of WTF? That would explain so much.

The quote below is from the other thread, I found it but I’m not sure it was linked to
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825660
She appears towards the end of page 3.

But I was struck by her habit of highlighting random words with italics. It reminded me of how I punch up random words when I’m singing McArthur Park (Richard Harris version) at the karaoke bar. So I started to sing the below post to the tune of McArthur Park. It fit better than I expected although I had to replace Oh No Oh No with…All About…All About…pure bunk…pure bunk…and. ie NONE ie NONE.

It’s a long song. It was a long post.