SarahWitch, the premier expert on American law.

Based on your ramblings in GD and your refusing to put forward your bona fides in a forum in which you are expected to back up your assertions, clearly you are not the premier expert on American law despite holding yourself out as such.

Your misrepresentation leaves you as either a self-deluded nutter, or a troll, or some combination thereof.

Which is it?

The persistent and obstinate refusal to provide straight answers to straightforward questions leaves little doubt in my mind. I go for self-deluded troll.

She’s already been mentioned in the troll thread.

And I don’t think she’s deluded. That’s way too high a view of oneself.

She already gave her credentials. You must have missed it.

They are, “you shall know me by my works.”

Be nice to her until she turns all the water to wine, they we can mock her.
Thank you.

Susannan’s slightly more coherant little sister?

She’ll be banned within the hour.

Oh wow, I thought the thread title was just going to be a joke when I clicked it.

Actual quote! :eek:

I’m reminded of a long-ago poster who used to like to say, “My post is my cite.”

Sarahwitch = Troll-a-saurus Rex.

Maybe, but Aldebaran was usually coherent. SarahWitch isn’t.

Is this one of the “lawyers” Shags has claimed to of dated?

Hey, anybody that is turning water into wine ain’t getting any mocking from me…some sucking up? hell yeah…mocking? no…

Ha! Maybe the recent spate of spammers and lunatics can be attributed to his dating escapades. He must link to here on his dating profile.

Why not both? In any case, she’ll be gone by the end of the week, whether from being banned or stalking off in a huff after the liberals fail to acknowledge her very special talents.

Pure racist revisionism right there. I think we’ve seen enough.

Well she has a talent for uniting Doper Minds from right and left into a rare consensus along the lines of :confused: WTF :dubious: oh please :rolleyes:

SarahWitch…SarahWitch… it all sounds so familiar…the incoherency, the batshit ideas about how government should work…SarahWitch…do you think she might be from Alaska? Maybe a former high level elected official there? And the undisputed queen of WTF? That would explain so much.

The quote below is from the other thread, I found it but I’m not sure it was linked to
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=825660
She appears towards the end of page 3.

But I was struck by her habit of highlighting random words with italics. It reminded me of how I punch up random words when I’m singing McArthur Park (Richard Harris version) at the karaoke bar. So I started to sing the below post to the tune of McArthur Park. It fit better than I expected although I had to replace Oh No Oh No with…All About…All About…pure bunk…pure bunk…and. ie NONE ie NONE.

It’s a long song. It was a long post.

I’ve got Tree Fiddy on “The Fourteenth Amendment was never ratified.”

Further down in the thread, she says

So, huh?

People; who; overuse; semi-colons; as; a; way; of; attempting; to; project; intelligence; always; crack; me; up.