Satan returns

For those of you who already thought Boston was ruled by Satan, you now have your proof. It’s right on the back of the Bruins hockey jerseys that are about to be hot sellers.

He’s just signed.

(First name is Miroslav, last name pronounced “Sha-TAN”, and he’s been around the NHL, but the fun just never stops does it?)

I’m disappointed he didn’t sign with the Thrashers.

He’ll be a New Jersey Devil someday, I’m sure.

As a Habs fan, I think the Bruins can go to hell. Now they can go there with Satan on board.

Too bad they are in different sports. Think of the potential headlines if Satan and Bartolo Colon played the same field.