Satan Saves Teen! "No Comment," Says God.

STOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) – Ben-Hur Pereira was dressed as a devil but became the guardian angel of a teenager dangling from a four-passenger gondola on a Ferris wheel. Pereira, who works as a devil in the “Ghost House” at the Groena Lund amusement park in Stockholm, had stepped out of the attraction Wednesday and saw the 16-year-old boy holding tight to the gondola. He had somehow fallen out of the passenger compartment and was hanging 30 feet above the ground. Pereira, a trained acrobat, scaled the Ferris wheel, reached the teenager and pushed him back inside the gondola car. “I acted on impulse. I have the technique and had the equipment. To climb is my job and now it just happened this way,” said Pereira, wearing a black body suit with flecks of red, a goatee and a silver stud in his lower lip. “He was a devil of a hero,” Robert Mesterton, Groena Lund’s chief executive told The Associated Press on Thursday.

(Ben-Hur Pereira?!)

Well, the French have dibs on Jerry Lewis.

He’s lucky he didn’t have his blue dress on. Those things are murder to climb in.

Rubbing his hands together, as if for warmth, Pereira told reporters, “'Twas the easiest sale I have ever made,” and then disappeared in a puff of smoke. The teen’s mother was reported as saying, “Uh-oh.”

The kid, who was rescued, will be forever known as “the man who made The Devil do good.” Ben-Hur Pereira, of course, was merely impersonating the devil. This is kinda like when Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. sold Volvos and wrote ads for Coca-Cola while he was waiting to be a famous novelist. I wonder if any blues singers offered to sell their souls to Ben-Hur Pereira while he was on the job?

More proof that even God hates hyphenated names.

I was thinking Mr. Peireira could have told the boy “I’ll consider this a down payment” and cackled evilly.

Peireira could have climbed to the top of the Ferris wheel a lot quicker if the other Ferris wheel next to it hadn’t kept swerving and bumping into it . …

Well Jesus was there but you couldn’t really see him. Just his feet or something.