First, Darrin was played by Dick York.
Then, came Dick Sargent.
You cut off their dicks, you have Sargent York.
There’s something fishy here.
Coult it be… SATAN???
Since Dick York was first, wouldn’t it be: York Sargent?
Nope. It’s a satanic thing, so you read it backwards.
Plus, York Sargent makes no sense at all.
Well, be that as it may, I still don’t see anything satanic about Sargent York…should I?
You have to cut off the dicks of two honest men to make one Sargent York.
If this ain’t evil, then I don’t know what it could be.