Which brain-numbed whore-monger at Hershey’s decided it would be a brilliant idea to change from the familiar foil and paper-sleeve-wrapped chocolate to an environmentally unsound, heat-sealed plastic wrapped atrocity against nature? Did anyone test this new wrapper out?
Maybe give it to an over-tired dad trying to make s’mores in the dark for 15 famished cub scouts? Of course not, you bastardous louts!
I pitched the tents. Led a nature hike. Get 'em all back to camp… I didn’t lose even one scout! I got the fire going. I got the marshmallow roasting sticks whittled. I even fed them a square meal. Then I got the marshmallows open fine. I even opened the graham crackers. Then… stymied.
Do the kids thank me for my fine efforts? No. All I hear for the rest of the weekend is, “Kyle’s dad can’t even open a candy bar!”
I hope Nestle’s nukes Hershey of the face of the Earth.