Satisfying Salsas!`

¿Qué tiene éste que ver con salsas? El título me dio hambre, y cuando hice click, no hay nadie sobre la comida. ¡Qué decepción!

‘past’

And I, like Colibri, really don’t want to know about a fist meeting that involves A$$ holes.

I think alcohol may have been involved. Somewhere.

FYI, for those of you looking for a satisfying salsa with a lot of heat, but not wanting to go through the trouble to make your own, try Mrs. Renfro’s ghost pepper salsa. It’s hot, without sacrificing flavor. Warning: you will shit fire out of your ass after eating this stuff.

Mango. There should always be mango.

Sounds good.

After my last unsatisfying salsa experience, I closely examined the jar and saw it was made in New York City! Let me tell, Cookie swung for that misstep!

Recipe please? We’re actually having a blind salsa tasting contest at work tomorrow, and I already have the mangos.

No. Mango belongs in salsa like pineapple on pizza. Which is to say, not at all, ever.

A salsa with mango would be a chutney.

Until this post, I wanted to marry you and bear your children.

That’s the deal-breaker?

Interestingly enough this last weekend I had a really good salsa. They took a simple recipe and added dried chile for heat and fresh tomatos (in addition to the canned stuff) to offset the added heat. I am going to try that next time.

Next thing you’ll be asking about birth certificates to prove that those pizzas are actually american. :rolleyes:

Well, there’s probably a few other things we’d have to work out.

No need. Fruit on pizza is a plot to undermine all that is Right and True in the world. I don’t need a birth certificate to know that while pineapple pizzas are undeniably “American” in origin and manufacture, they are diametrically opposed to all that America truly stands for.

It is known.

Relationships are about compromise.

There are NSFW videos out there.

I have no experience, but [heh] I would imagine your A$$hole would be burning after a fist meeting.

+1; got a couple jars in the pantry now. :stuck_out_tongue: <== salsa tongue!

Tomatoes are a fruit.

I have nothing more to add to this thread.

Harrumph.