In short, 3 deeply dull fuckwits began a hate campaign against a local vicar, his wife and children. Now that’s sad enough, but the shitheads couldn’t even muster the imagination to do this in an original way, and resorted to nuisance calls and rude pictures on a church messageboard. Truly, Satan must be rejoicing to see society shaken by such profoundly evil acts. Either that or looking kind of embarrassed and mumbling how it’s a smear campaign by undercover christians trying to make his team look bad.
You would hope that by now they had plumbed the depths of their banality, but no. The gangleader digs to whole new depths whilst trying to defend his actions.
You know, I usually shake my head when I see people say things like “what I wouldn’t do for five minutes with that guy”. In this case though, I find myself saying it. Not for any violent reasons, but just so I could look at him, smile and say:
"You’re not a fucking vampire, you’re a deeply unimaginative turd with a grudge. If you really were a vampire, you might somehow have a slightly better job than hotel porter. And to be honest, that girlfriend of yours is less “mistress of the night” than “bogmonster from the night before”.
Now wipe the eyeshadow off, and go write a letter to that poor vicar and his family saying how sorry you are and how you won’t do it again."