Actually, let’s make it say what you strongly dislike. I want to keep this out of The Pit.
I hate…I mean strongly dislike…
consumerism
and a bunch of other stuff that I just can’t think of right now
come to think of it, I strongly dislike it when I can’t think of stuff that I’m trying to think of.
oh, and lettuce on tacos. That’s just plain disgusting (conflicting textures).
Not having a working van.
Toddlers who stay up late.
Not getting sleep.
Hearing about election crap.
Hearing about city council crap.
Trying to lose weight.
Catty girls.
My friend Allison’s boyfriend.
Final exams.
Not getting a letter/e-mail when I expect it.
Communal bathrooms.
Having to clean out the floor sweeper.
Flashing, blinking, twirling, just plain distracting banner ads. No, goddamn it, I don’t want to punch the damn monkey!!
Deceptive ad’s made up to look like Windows prompts.
Java-enabled, Netscape crashing, bandwidth eating pop-up ads. Fuck you Geocities.
Porn sites with scripts that prompt search engine results no matter what your looking for. “We offer the best hardcore *piston engine photos on the web!!”. Fuck you!!
Dieting on the holidays.
A messy apartment.
Cleaning up cat puke at 5AM.
Putting animals to sleep.
Not being able to sleep through the night.
Working on weekends.
Being single.
Not having enough hot water to fill the tub.
Getting appropriations for 20.000$ routers without problems, but having to fight every step of the way to get the 50$ cables. (“Have you checked alternate suppliers ? Can’t we build such cables ourselves ?”)
Travelling to some of Germany’s greatest cities and then spend days and nights in windowless, noisy, airconditioned computer rooms.
Filling out the paperwork for business travel.
Arguing over said paperwork with some accounting number-butt who apparently considers this sort of travel a perk of some sort. Yes, I had breakfast from room service. That’s because I got up at friggin’ two in the morning! Sorry if that doesn’t jibe with your accounting templates.
Why yes, I just returned from a business trip, how did you guess ?
Project leaders who fail to understand that giving one project a high priority means giving another a lower priority.
Mentos commercials.
Mentos commercials dubbed in German.
Heck, any German commercial ever made.
That I hurt my ex so breaking up. I really like her and now I can hardly talk to her for fear of making things worse.
I guess that’s it for now, but give me a little time and I’ll come up with some more.
Rap Music
Any kind of peppers
My job
Not having a woman in my life.
and a whole bunch of other stuff.
But what I absolutely despise (sp?) is women who like to play head games. IE: advertise on a dating website for a man and then tell you they don’t date.
Broccoli. It’s Nasty and foul smelling.
Rude Customer and salespeople. I suppose rude people in general.
Bootie music.
Old Navy Commercials.
Paying for porn.
Being sick.
Gravity (damn you gravity!)
getting full on beer and not being able to drink more.
Long lines.
Expensive beer at shows.
Saturday nights in Ybor city.
Cats.
Dirty fish tanks.
Wealthy People.
Being Unwealthy.
Flying.
Driving.
Sailing.
Walking.
Moving.
People who skip.
Carebears. (I really hate carebears!!!)
And for the record Teddy Ruxpin is NOT my friend and Glowey isn’t either!