I hate warm beer!
I hate damp towels in the bathroom.
Soggy bread!
(and damp towels in the bathroom)
Underpants!
Slow message boards
If there’s one thing that would drive me to murder with chainsaws it is popups. Especially when about 5 come up one after the other, just as you’re closing one, another one, then another one KILL! KILL!
And especccccially when you are searcing for pictures of christina aguilera to ogle.
And one of the popups is bonzai guy scaring the living shit out of me (unexpected “WHAT YOU LOOKING AT MISTER!”)
AndthethingIreallyreallyhate!iswhenapopuphasn’tloadedsoyou clickonitandnothinghappenssoyoucan’ttellwhatitisor wetheritisapopupornot ARG ARGHH! flefqaiuefjwlowqij!!
<runs down the street screaming and tearing hair out>
[sub]<walks back sheepishly to get clothes on>[/sub]
Websites with embedded, tinkly, gooey, sickly “Aarrghhh!!! No! Stopitstopitstopit now!!!” music in them.
Especially the ones where you scroll down, teeth gnashing, and there’s no freakin’ off button.
Shit.
muttering about something that just pissed you off and then realising someone was within earshot.
The fact that as internet connections get faster, pictures of sexy celebrities get smaller.
One day we’ll be able to connect at 40GBPS (gigabytes per second) a second and download 4x4 pixel pictures of our favourite celeb.
Not using ‘preview’
Having too much time on my hands.
being the only person still awake (so it looks like I am monopolising this thread)
When a bank won’t put through a direct debit payment of $10.30, 'cause there’s only $9.13 in the account, then charges a bank fee of $10 and deducts that, putting you in the red. (At least, mercifully, only for a while).
How my nose bleeds a red sea, yet I haven’t been doing anything that might cause it. How the 404 and other error pages always come quicker than any website ever does. How whenever I download something important from the internet some error that stops the entire program always comes up.
Websites (of hotties) that don’t use thumbnails! Dear Lord if that isn’t a sin then I don’t know what is (well, I do… but… shutup)
And fucking Orbitz popups because they always crash my computer
eStores that force you to create a passworded account to place orders! What’s so hard about using my credit card just this once?
Fansites that steal and pass the same content around and around and around and around…
Javascript prompts that ask for my name!
Javascript alert boxes that force you to VOTE 4 M3 @ TOP 100 __________ WEBSITEZ!
No current comic book series devoted to the Marvel Family! Bring back the Big Red Cheese, the Little Red Cheesecake, and the Little Blue Cheese!
Those little wooden paddles that some people use to eat ice cream. Not only can I not use them, I can’t even stand to see someone else use them. I’ll go get them a spoon.
Can’t stand them.
Oh, man! Where to start?
Mostly, since I drive so much in my job, I hate bad and inconsiderate drivers. Bad/inconsiderate driving = dangerous driving, and it both angers and scares the hell outta me. I have to share the road with these dingbats!
Please, my friends, I implore you, if you realize you’ve made a mistake while driving, such as getting in the left-turn-only lane when you don’t want to make a left turn, DON’T CORRECT IT THEN BY SWERVING BACK INTO TRAFFIC!! Just make the turn and find a place to turn around and get back to where you want to be.
Think of it as your penance for making the mistake. Don’t inconvenience or endanger everyone else on the road simply because you made an error. Be considerate and safe.
The fact this thread will get locked by the insidious star octostarfish that eats all threads in sight with its mighty tentacles that are thousands of miles long, teeth that ravage continents, breath that burns the sea and is the size of the Sun!
My husband’s ex-wife.