Let’s see how long this trio of trollops can refrain from posting here.
I don’t think they have any self-control.
Which will be the first slattern to weigh in?
The first stumpet to air a grievance?
STRUMPET???
TROLLOP???
That’s it. You’re going DOWN, navyboy.
Wow.
Nine whole minutes.
I rest my case.
Oh come on Chief, nine minutes can be an eternity for some people. Be fair. Time is perception.
As for self-control, just look at Falcon’s measured response which was obviously meticulously planned and calculating.
btw thanks: I haven’t seen the word ‘slattern’ used in years.
Okay, I literally just fell out of my chair laughing.
And hmmm, what on earth did you EXPECT, Chiefy? Come on…you know me better than to let you slander me!
TROLLOP???
STRUMPET???
SLATTERN???
I agree, Falcon. He is.
<But, on whom?> Oops! Sorry, girls, too many raging hormones here tonight.
I need to go to bed, this ‘happy’ pill is affecting my brain too much. 
Careful, dpr, you may be next!
Purp, if we’re lucky, on all THREE of us!!! 
Hoo boy. Methinks I need sleep. Fast.
Wow, 16 minutes for bear lady.
Color me impressed.
puts Swiss flag just under the Australian one to remind everyone he’s visiting this thread under neutrality and has diplomatic immunity
You certainly will be when I’m done with you!
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
Falcon, I like the way you think!
Fine…so I’m the one without self-control…
wanders off, muttering
bows
Thank you, purp. I do my little best… slow smile
Hey, think we could bring over those handcuffs from the Silent Bob thread?
Hey ! What about me ?
Who wants sprinkles?
dpr enthuses;
btw thanks: I haven’t seen the word ‘slattern’ used in years.
They’re taught to talk that way in the Navy. Ask the chief to read some passages from the UCMJ.
One that rises from the foggy depths of my memory, paraphrased here;
“Penetration, however sloght, is sufficient to constitute these charges.”
Something like that. 
Peace,
mangeorge
Sure, Falcon! Let’s do!
Ayesha, you’ll have to wait your turn. He insulted us first.
perking Did I hear someone has sprinkles? Mmmmmmmm… Come right on over, FreakFreely.
Sorry - sometimes I get enthusiastic about obscure words.
Obsequious is another favourite.
And your navy sounds a lot like ours judging by my Naval friends then.
“Eschew obfuscation,” that’s my motto.
Whats a strumpet? can I be one? can I can I?
Where were all the slatterns, strumpets, and trollops when I was single? 
(sniff)