Scamming the scammers - how should Elva reply?!

Inspired by this website linked to in this thread, I have decided to claim my own slice of the phantom $25 million scam-the-scammers pie.

Here is the correspondence so far (mine in italics). I’ve chosen to play this one “straight” - though “Elva” can always turn freako at any time. “Andy Moyo” is obviously warmed up and excited - he’s giving out his phone number - so what should I do next?

Interesting to note Andy’s incompetency at sending email - after the one that never arrived, I got SIX copies of the latest one. And his endearing illiteracy, which seems to be increasing with every email.

So what should Elva do? Should she turn into a nymphoid elderly spinster who demands sex as her commission from Mr Moyo?

Suggestions please!

I have a feeling you’re not going to get much more out of him via email. I’ve been tempted to answer these too.

That first number has me stumped, but I know the other two are payphones across from Waldenbooks, Media City Center. What is that other one? Interpol?

Wonko,

How do you know about the payphones?

:confused:

I’d love to sound really mysterious and such, but all I did was plug the numbers into yahoo.com to see what came up. Often you’ll get a business webpage for contact info, but I got “The Payphone Project” which lists the numbers and locations of payphones. The other number did odd things when I plugged it into a search engine.

Yes - there’s a payphone directory actually on the web, which is where I got the numbers from.

http://www.payphone-directory.org/

It’s great because you can actually find numbers from Disneyland, and Pizza Parlours, and that sort of thing.

The fax is from http://www.e-fax.com - they give free email receiving accounts. And yes - I actually got a fax from Andy!! You can view it at http://www.freewebs.com/afops/scams.html

I’m also getting busy with other personas - Elva’s latest is a white nazi lady from The Church Of White Fire.