But then I’d have to kill you.
And I don’t want to do that.
As far as you know.
Perhaps
Jack: 
I was going to go back and add a smiley after my last post, but then I’d have just felt guilty. 
quote: By Lisa-go-Blind
Originally posted by World Eater
What does that have to do with anything?
Look at QED, 99% of his posts are gold.
I want to know how she has so many posts so I steal her tactics and pad my own post count.
For the last time, Q.E.D. is a MALE…Heh. Kidding there, but it I had to do a double-take on that one! I’ll go with 98%.
Oh, and yes, I’ll have to agree with the majority of the posters to this thead - hope this is the wake-up call.
Blonde–
The “she” I was referring to was Isabelle. Just in case you didn’t get that.
I got it, Lisa-go-Blind! (Despite being a blonde).
Sorry, it’s the mom in me. 
OMG GOD! I should have known it was Zette!
Agreed. Which leads me to the question: Why does she have all this free time and mental diarrhea?
Possibility #1 She’s incarcerated.
Possibility #2 Her medication ran out and she hasn’t been able to leave the house.
Possibility #3 I’m pitting a retarded person. (Many apologies).
Christ, catty much? Based on the generally non-obnoxiousness of Isabelle’s posts (I read your examples – shrug) you are blowing your desperate, toxic irritation WAAAAAY the fuck out of proportion. Grow up you pathetic little bully.