I’ve forgotten the url to this site. It’s a webpage featuring ultra-short, very funny summaries to major works of science fiction. I’ve googled and googled, no avail. Help?
Could it be
http://rinkworks.com/bookaminute/sff.shtml ?
(no, I don’t know how to do a fancy link. I’m a doctor, dammit, not a programmer…)
That’s it, Doc, thanks!
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Nonsense! That’s a great list, but there’s a lot of books that still aren’t on it! For example:
The Complete Sherlock Holmes* by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle*
LESTRADE: The police are baffled, Holmes.
HOLMES: Elementary, Watson.
WATSON: Brilliant, Holmes!
THE END
Waldo* by Robert A. Heinlein*
WALDO: I’m sick and fat, so I’m mean.
AMISH GUY: Here’s some magic.
WALDO: Oh, I’m cured! I guess I’ll be nice.
THE END
A double-shot of Stephen King:
Pet Sematary
JUD: Don’t bury a person up there, Louis.
(He does, and everybody dies.)
THE END
FIRESTARTER
ANDY: Don’t set fires, Charlie.
GOVERNMENT: No, it’s okay for you to set fires.
(She does, and everybody dies.)
THE END
Which Way books* by various authors*
**Turn to PAGE 32.
THE END**