Sci Fi Saturday Survival Tips

Cafe Society
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Has anyone seen these?

Here’s a small sampling that I thought were pretty hilarious, like…

14) Just because you’re immortal doesn’t mean you can’t get your ass kicked.

20) Never make fun of fairies. They aren’t as cute when they swarm.

29) Kids love dinosaurs. Unfortunately, dinosaurs love kids too.

45) Just because it has fur doesn’t mean you should pet it.

60) If you’re mentioned in a prophecy, remember to write down the details.

To see most of the rest, you can check them out here. Sadly though, some are missing and it looks like the campaign has been running for a while, so I’m not sure they’ll ever update that link any further. I tried Googling, but to no avail. :frowning: Therefore, I turn to my fellow Dopers who know everything. Can anyone help me find numbers 9, 10, 34, 41, 42, 47, 48, 51, 52, 54, 57, 65, 70 to complete the list? If so, I promise to send you virtual hugs, roses and chocolate. Daily, if ya wanna 'em.

Thanks in advance guys!!

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I’m about to be gone for the weekend, but giving this my one free bump in case there’s anyone who can help me. PULEEZE!! :smiley:

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If Sci Fi itself doesn’t have them, maybe they don’t exist? Could those be reserved slots, or near-duplications they decided to merge with others?

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Yeah, I don’t think they exist - Its possible SciFi was saving those numbers for new ones (although that is kind of weird.) You can still submit new ones here

Some of the ones suggested on the board were pretty funny:

“Not all aliens want to kill you…Some need an incubator.”

“Even if you are sure that it’s dead…Never turn your back on it while insulting it.”

“If the first two clips didn’t kill it…what makes you think the third one will?”

“If a loved one dies and comes back as a zombie…you’re not going to be able to talk them out of it.”

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Well rule #42 should simple be “Don’t Panic! (and always remember where the nearest towel is - it can be … useful)”