Scott Baio claims he was attacked at an elementary school event by Nancy Mack, wife of Red Hot Chili Peppers drummer Chad Smith, who allegedly shook and pushed him while yelling, ‘Grab ’em by the pu$$y!”
I don’t know if I believe him. What was he wearing? Is he attractive enough? He’s certainly not a 10. I would rate him a 3, maybe a 4.
So who are we pitting here, Scott Baio or the drummers wife? Scott Baio? Ok.
Fuck that guy. Trump is probably going to make him Ambassador to somewhere. Fonzistan. Fuck you, Scott Baio. I know you can hear me.
LOL, I guess she was trying to make him feel the way Trump makes women feel.
Wait, a drummer with a wife? Who hasn’t left him for the singer? These fake news stories are getting out of hand!
Scott Baio blocked me on Twitter.
Maybe it is just me but encouraging a man to grab elementary school students by their pussy doesn’t sound particularly socially responsible.
Though one supposes it might be an effective way to maintain classroom control.
I bet the wife of a Red Hot Chili Pepper is richer than Scott Baio. She can just do what she wants!
Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.
She thinks she’s married to Will Ferrell.
With sincere apologies to Henry Winkler, Fonzistan sounds like a good place to designate as a “safe space” for thin-skinned Trump boosters. They can live out their 'Fifties era “greatness” without having to be bothered by blacks, Hispanics, or “the gays”.
“Let’s Make America Safe Again…by sending out Alt.Truth loonies to their own self-contained corner of nostalgic bigotry.”
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Think how odd it would be if Hillary, or any female politician, was caught on tape saying how she can’t help but kiss handsome men and she can grab guys by the balls.
What if Obama had paraded out 5 children from 3 different wives and was married to a stripper?
You mean “Communist stripper”, but point made.
In Russia, communists strip you!
Was Scott Baio Lenny or Squiggy? I forget.
You don’t even have the right show; Scott Baio was Mearth. Get it together.
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Don’t worry Scott, Joanie got your back.
Watch out for the turkeys.