Scott Baio was grabbed by the...?

If she was a Rhodes scholar and married Donald Trump I’d mention it. As in “what the hell is WRONG with her.”

I know this is the Pit, but gratuitous insults are unnecessary. When a girl is making $1000 per trick you do NOT call her a hooker; call her a high-class call girl.

When a girl is making $50,000 per trick, call her Mrs. Trump. (I don’t know if short-fingered men get a discount or have to pay extra. Do we have any punters who can give us a line on that?)

I believe, they go by “freelance artist” now.

Scott missed an opportunity…

But officer…some crazy assed woman was physically assualting me and yelling “grab em by the pussy”…so I did! I mean, I feared was concealed carrying or something! I didn’t wanna get hurt so I did what she told me too!

Perhaps she was stealing from the alt-right’s playbook of questioning their opponents’ masculinity and was yelling, “Grab him, He’s a pussy!”

If the report IS true, she can always plead insanity. She is, after all, married to a drumming Will Ferrell

Seriously, if this did happen at my kids’ school, the D.E.S.K.Kids might have cheered her on, and they would have been completely wrong. She acted like a tool and needs to be chastized for it. My 17yo and 14yo have been taught to be more mature then that. Even though I completely agree with her, there’s a time and place for everything and this wasn’t either time or place.

I do have one question though;

Since when is “Rhodes scholar” an occupation?

Just another angry violent Hillary supporter.